"Dump The Chump" "A Special USCFL Network Presentation" "For No Kings Day"

Описание: (intro)
America has gone to hell. The world laughs at us as well.
Land of the Free, Home of the Brave? This is how America is supposed to behave. Democrats and Republicans, red states, blue states need to unite to make again things right.

And must do to relieve us from this funk is to...

DUMP THE CHUMP!!!

(Verse 1)
Yes, Dump the Chump!
He flies around the world as he chooses,
Sayin’ “I resolved seven wars” ... well, what else is news?
Built him a ballroom the size of a mall,
Painted it gold, from floor to wall!

He thinks it's a sick thrill, but how will it look, on the back of a twenty-dollar bill?

🎵 Chorus – “Dump the Chump”
Dump the Chump, clear the floor,
We ain’t buyin’ that deal no more!
His ankles fat. Can't go without a tweet!
As he sits on his golden toilet seat!!

🎶 Verse 2 – “Check the Receipt”
Now I’m baggin’ groceries down at the store,
And folks can’t fill their carts no more.
They say, “It’s fine, the prices fell!”
But my wallet’s cryin’, “Go to... well!”

🎵 Chorus – “Check the Receipt”
Shut up and check the receipt,
Ain’t nothin’ cheap from eggs to meat!
Can't afford Milk, Bread or Chef Boyardee
All I'll eat from now on is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

🎶 Verse 3 – “The Combo Verse”
He says the jobs are back, inflation is gone,
But I’m still workin’ just to turn the lights on.
Says he fixed it all with a Sharpie streak,
But payday’s lookin’ mighty bleak!

Verse 4 - "At the gas station"
I'm in my Vette, my tank has fallen
He says gas is $1.99 a gallon
I pull in, whip out my credit card
the price of gas has become really hard
$3.99 a gallon, that's the minimum
That's for regular not premium

After pumping 100 bucks, my wallet just got squashed!
after that I can't afford to get my car washed!

🎵 Final Chorus – “Dump & Check”
Dump the Chump and check the sheet,
Dreams don’t fill your pocket or turn on the heat!
Talkin’ loudly, as he lies or cheats
While the rest of us just make ends meet!
Dump the Chump, check the receipt —
Now poor people can't work or even eat!!

(Verse 5)
He plays golf on the weekends well ain't that nice
and we taxpayers all pay the price!
He goes on Fox as he chooses, face looking orange, right hand is bruised
and thinks, ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN are all fake news!

Where's the money, is it in the bank?
No, it's all invested in ICE camps and tanks!
Seventeen trillion he claims we stashed, that's a lot of cash,
and he threw those files right in the trash!

DOGE was supposed to save money, well, isn't that funny! Where is that man with the Tesla wrecks, and where the hell is our checks?

(Verse 6)
Doesn't believe in climate change
Cat 5 storms are no longer strange
Burn beautiful coal, drill for oil, as he thunk
But windmills and solar to him is junk

The big beaitiful bill for the rich to him is fine
But losing our health insurance is a crime

Treats immigrants as the lower class
Please 25th amendment kick his ass

(Verse 7)
The world now thinks we are all fools
As America has become mighty cruel

Gulf of America, Department of War are names he changed, but he acts like he's deranged.

Can't make out words and worst of all, he can't pronounce what's in Tylenol.

He sells bibles and crypto coins and thinks QAnon, Proud Boys and Oath Keepers are fine groups to join.

Congress and the Senate can't compromise while the cabinet aren't too smart or wise. Republicans thinks all is fine, Democrats knows that it's time. To put him in is place and tell it to him in his orange face.

(Verse 8)
When Maria struck in '17, to him Puerto Rico is no dream.
He was cruel, and the people couldn't understand, why or how. Instead of help or cash, and threw them paper towels.

During Covid with doctors by his side, as a million people died, he made a choice to override. He made a decision that he reached and told the country to inject or drink Clorox bleach.

He met Putin in Alaska, Kim in Pyongyang, Netanyahu in Washington for talks, but look everyone he zigzags when he walks.

(Verse 9)
He says LA, Chicago and Portland are war zones and all on fire, but they're not he's a big fat liar. He kicked late night hosts off the air, for making fun of him, now is that fair?

ICE Barbie thinks she's cute, goes to Portland prepares to shoot, and all she saw, was a man in a chicken suit. In Chicago out of the fog, ICE maced a frog. They make people disappear fast and sends them to Alligator Alcatraz!

He destroyed the Rose Garden, turned the Oval Office into gold.
This is what you get folks, when you elect a crooked 79-year-old.

As he lies, cheats and steals, with talk of tariffs and fake deals. What he says is all wrong, if he was Pinocchio, his nose would be 10 feet long.

One last thing, he thinks he's king, a premier resident. I hate to break it to you, all you can be is president.

(Outro)
My heart is broke; my wallet is too. There's only one more thing left to do. Sell my stuff, leave my house, that man in DC is a grade A louse. So, Dump the Chump!

Dump the Chump!

Yes, Dump the Chump!