Sperm Racing LA - FULL Official Event and Race

Описание: In a historic moment for the sport of Sperm Racing, the spotlight turned to Los Angeles Center Studios for a marquee event that blended science, sport, and spectacle. The main event featured a high-stakes showdown between Tristan Milker and Asher Proeger, two elite competitors representing rival institutions in a head-to-head race to determine who truly possesses the fastest sperm in the West. With weeks of preparation and rigorous lifestyle optimization behind them, both athletes entered the race at peak biological performance, transforming what was once a taboo topic into a fierce and dignified competition.

The undercard featured Noah Boat and Jimmy Zhang, two media powerhouses who brought charisma and humor to the arena while proving that even public figures aren’t exempt from the drive to compete. Their race served not only as entertainment but as an accessible entry point for a wider audience, helping to normalize conversations around male fertility and health.

From precision-engineered microfluidic tracks to real-time computer vision broadcast overlays, the event was a technical marvel. But beyond the science, it was the raw emotion, competitive spirit, and cultural impact that made the LA Center Studios race a defining moment in the rise of sperm racing as a legitimate and electrifying new sport.

Timestamps:

00:00 - Introduction
02:09 - Schedule
03:34 - Sample collection
04:00 - Opening performance: Digbar and Alex Schor
07:24 - Introduction speech
08:43 - Jimmy Zhang (Wildcard)
10:08 - Noah Boat (Wildcard)
11:37 - Press conference 1 and weigh-in
23:16 - Tristan Milker (Main card)
27:51 - Asher Proeger (Main card)
29:01 - Press conference 2 and weigh-in
52:26 - Jimmy Zhang vs Noah Boat [RACE]
01:03:54 - Halftime performace: Ty Dolla $ign
01:12:52 - Asher Proeger vs Tristan Milker [RACE]
01:22:08 - Awards ceremony

Check out stories on Sperm Racing here:
https://slate.com/life/2025/05/sperm-...
https://www.upworthy.com/sperm-racing...
https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/24/sperm-...
https://www.philstar.com/lifestyle/on...
https://www.breitbart.com/science/202...
https://abc7chicago.com/post/sperm-ra...
https://www.iflscience.com/us-student...

Hosts:
Rhino   / rhino_  
Nina Lin   / n.nina666  

Announcers:
Beastchild    / @bstchld  
Eric Ou   / ericcouu  
Brandon Yoon   / _brandonyoon_  

Halftime Performer:
Ty Dolla Sign   / tydollasign  

Wildcard Racers:
Noah Boat   / noahboat  
Jimmy Zhang    / @jimmyzhang  

Student Racers:
Tristan Milker   / tristanmilker  
Asher Proeger   / asherproeger  

Weigh-in Medical Specialists:
Stephanie Sabourin:   / stephanie-sabourin-6b1a72216  
Kian Sadeghi:   / kian-sadeghi-8273ba178  

Ring Guys and Girls:
Dick Gay   / mr.spermracing  
Blud-Vee   / blodvy.dawn  

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