Star Wars: Civil War Part 2

Описание: What happens when two armies from the 1800s get thrown into the Clone Wars and immediately realize the galaxy is far too big, too strange, and entirely beyond their pay grade?

Part Two picks up right where the confusion left off:
– Union troops freeze at the sight of a galactic starmap and quietly decide they’re not marching anywhere until someone explains how big a sector actually is.
– Confederate infantry hand General Grievous a musket, and the look on his face is… historic.
– The Union Navy tries to run a Venator like it’s a riverboat, and the ship barely survives the afternoon.
– Jedi attempt to study 1800s politics and regret it almost instantly.
– Confederate cavalry discover speeder bikes, strap reins to them, and start racing starships like it’s perfectly normal.
– Entire regiments decide the Force is the Holy Spirit with better lighting.
– Dooku and Robert E. Lee have a morality debate no one is prepared for.
– Shaak Ti and Stonewall Jackson keep killing each other in a bizarre loop and have basically given up on understanding why.
– Geonosis is rejected as a battlefield because everyone hates it for different reasons.
– And the peace conference collapses the moment it starts, mostly because Palpatine cannot manage a room full of 19th-century officers arguing about wagons.

The war isn’t advancing.
The confusion definitely is.
And somehow, everything keeps getting funnier.

Stick around, hit subscribe, and brace yourself — this crossover is only getting stranger.
This has been Cannon Chaos.