Donald Trump is CRASHING OUT and his latest post PROVES it.

Описание: 🥊🎤 Trump just posted something SO INSANE that people thought it was fake. It isn't. 🎤🥊

📉 THE LOSER'S LOUNGE
Donald Trump is taking his historic midterm loss about as well as Jeff Bezos is handling being bald. 🥚 And he goes through press secretaries like Spinal Tap goes through drummers. 🥁 His latest, Katie Zacharia, was out after about five days on the job, less time than the life cycle of a tsetse fly. 🪰

🤔 SO WHO'S NEXT?
Everyone assumed he'd pick another generic blonde with features uncomfortably close to Ivanka's to read out the usual lies and propaganda. 👱‍♀️ Instead, he took a trip to crazy town, built a hotel there with questionable Russian financing, and moved into the penthouse. 🏨

🥊 DANA WHITE?!
On Truth Social, Trump said he offered the White House press secretary job to UFC CEO Dana White, and begged him publicly before White had even answered:

💬 "Dana will be a Press Secretary like none other. Dana, please take the job!"

🍨 Did he order a scoop of pathetic with his insanity sundae?! 🚔 This isn't crashing out. This is the final chase scene in The Blues Brothers.

🦊 THE BOTTOM LINE
If you call him "crazy like a fox," foxes will sue you for defamation. ⚖️ The blue wave has him crashing like Don Jr. on day five of a three-day weekend. MAGA, come and get your boy. 🫵

📚 SOURCES
🔗 Scripps News, Trump says he offered UFC CEO Dana White the position of White House press secretary: https://www.scrippsnews.com/politics/...
🔗 CNBC, Trump offers UFC chief Dana White press secretary job: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/11/07/trump...
🔗 Yahoo Sports, Donald Trump offers White House press secretary job to UFC CEO Dana White: https://sports.yahoo.com/mma/article/...
🔗 CBS News, Katie Zacharia out as White House press secretary after first week on the job: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-ka...

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