Fallout 4 Survival mode is apparently difficult for a normie

Описание: The mercs from *Team Fortress 2* would take one look at *Fallout 4**'s Survival Mode and immediately start arguing about who could last longest in the **Commonwealth* wasteland. The *Soldier* would adore the no-fast-travel rule, bragging he once marched farther than the stretch between *Sanctuary Hills* and *The Glowing Sea* while humming “I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire” by *I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire**. Meanwhile, the **Scout* would complain nonstop about diseases from eating questionable food, insisting that even he wouldn’t chow down *Cram**, **Iguana Bits**, or wasteland **BlamCo Mac & Cheese* unless “Mom packed it.”

The *Heavy* would treat Survival Mode’s hunger, sleep, and thirst meters like an ongoing personal insult, declaring the mechanics worse than fighting a *Deathclaw* bare-handed outside *Diamond City**. He’d insist on carrying enough **Stimpaks**, **RadAway**, and **Buffout* to fill a minigun drum. The *Medic* would be fascinated by *Feral Ghouls**, claiming he could “fix” them with a bit of **Institute**-grade experimentation, while the **Spy* would quietly appreciate the increased lethality and stealth requirements—especially when sneaking through *Fort Hagen* or shadowing *Piper Wright* around **Diamond City Market**.

The *Engineer* would marvel at building settlements at *Starlight Drive-In**, wiring **Laser Turrets* and *Generator 3s* like a wasteland handyman while whistling "It’s All Over But the Crying" by *It's All Over But the Crying**. The **Sniper* would thrive in the difficulty spike, landing perfect headshots on *Super Mutants* from the ruins of *Lexington* to *Mass Fusion**—all while muttering that Survival Mode feels like home. And back at camp, the **Pyro* wouldn’t say a word, instead joyfully coating *Mirelurks* and *Synths* in flames, humming along to “Atom Bomb Baby” as if the entire wasteland were just one big, irradiated playground.

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