Scotland the Brave (humorous) by "The Corries"

Описание: Strophe 1 (A):
Land of the purple heather, Land of the dirty weather,
Land where the midges gather, Scotland the Brave.
Land of the Pakistanis, Andy Capp and Saturday sannies,
Land where they sell their grannies, Scotland the Brave.

Refrain (B):
Used to say in father's day, You could hear the bagpipes play,
But now you hear the regal tones of Elton John and The Rolling Stones,
Land that is full of stinkers, Wee fat Jews and VP drinkers,
Whiskey put a lot of stinkers, into scottish graves.

Strophe 2 (A):
Land that is full of skivers, comic singers, deep sea divers,
Turbans on our bus condrivers, Scotland the Brave.
Land of the brutal Bobbies, Councillers with part-time jobbies,
Architects with paying hobbies, Scotland the Brave.

Refrain (B)
The tourists come here every year, to see all our historic gear,
But all they see is loads of navvies, high rise flats with contrete lavvies,
Land of the artic lorries, andy Stewart and the Corries,
Land where everybody borries, Scotland the Brave.

Strophe 3 (A):
Land of the Kilt and Sporran, underneath there's nothin' worn,
How I wish the wind was warm, Scotland the Brave.
I must admit it's pretty gruesome, walking about with your frozen twosome,
It's all we've got, we musn't lose 'em, Scotland the Brave.

Refrain (B)
Conservatives try to assure us, Labour's hard-put to endure us,
The Kirk puts curbs on your enjoyment, Government makes unemployment,
Never mind - the day is near, when independence will be here,
We'll drink a toast in younger's beer to Scotland the Brave.