Star Wars Rebel Assult 2 Retro Game Night

Описание: Welcome to the livestream where my Rebel Assault turned into a full‑blown Rebel Breakdown.
I cranked the difficulty so high you’d think I was trying to impress a Jedi Council, and instead the game folded me like a stormtrooper who forgot to duck. Rebel Assault II didn’t just challenge me — it Force‑choked my self‑esteem, punted it into hyperspace, and left me questioning every life choice that led me to this moment.

Some levels were so brutal I had to skip them like a malfunctioning holodisc. Others crushed me so hard I considered filing emotional damage reports with the New Republic. My viewers watched me get vaporized, humiliated, and spiritually disassembled in real time… so after about an hour of getting cooked like a Tatooine lizard, I pulled the plug before I rage‑quit straight into the sun.

I’ll be back with other Star Wars games — but this one? This one is going in carbonite.

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