CONTROL: ULTIMATE EDITION (PS4/PS5) is... | A HILARIOUS REVIEW

Описание: So let me summarise the plot as simply as I can for your benefit, dear viewer. To do that I will have to deduct 100 points from my I.Q which would make my I.Q...Umm...100 points lower than it is right now...*COUGHS

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I'm still working on convincing Dr. Casper Darling to record a duet of "Like A Virgin" with me. Until then, here is my review of CONTROL: ULTIMATE EDITION (PS5). It's funnier than any other review for this game. Why? Because I said so, that's why!
O.C.G

PLEASE NOTE: OCG is a fictional character. Any resemblance to persons alive, dead or un-dead is purely coincidental

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Game: Control (2019/2021)
Platforms: Nintendo Switch, Playstation 4, Playstation 5, Xbox Series X and Series S, Xbox One & Microsoft Windows

Review Written, Edited & Performed by Joseph Helsing
Music by Luke Barratt

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The Obsessive Compulsive Gamer Joseph Helsing
Bertrum Butler Himself
Silent Partner A Mute
Vampire What Vampire?

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OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GAMING chronicles the misadventures of the lunatic known as The Obsessive Compulsive Gamer

Born with a beard on his face and a megadrive controller in hand, The Obsessive Compulsive Gamer has spent the last 35 years gaming and making fun of commoners. Joined by his faithful manservant, Bertrum he's going to bring you lucky people reviews, walkthroughs, analysis, dad jokes and hilarious anecdotes 7 days a week, 365(6) days a year

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