Jackson Heights - Doubting Thomas

Описание: This is the tale of Doubting Thomas
A very devious man is he
He calls his dog after his mother
And feeds the cat on Lebanese
He's going for the operation
To get his own back on his wife
Because he caught her with the milkman
Well that's what you call internal strife

This is another tale of Doubting Thomas
A very devious man is he
Keeps his goldfish in the bathtub
This is the strangest sight to see
A fight for territorial water
He has every time he takes a bath
His wife is buying him piranha
We think there's more to it than that

Another tale of Doubting Thomas
A very remarkable man is he
Keeps a canary down the toilet
Just to warn him excess gas
A starting pistol's in the cistern
The trigger's wired to the chain
Every time somebody pulls it
They think their birthday's here again