Blondie in an Ancient Time (unofficial theme song)

Описание: Last month I watched this zany Thai time-travel fantasy (the Thai title is closer to "Blond Slave Girl" but some translator decided the 19th century was "ancient"), and it inspired a zanier song and video (AI slop fest).
Written and produced by Adam Savage.
December 28, 2025 - January 22, 2026

LYRICS:

BLONDIE IN AN ANCIENT TIME

Make a wish
And use the app
Then you'll wake up
In the past
Blacken your teeth
And be a slave
Help them dig
That tyrant's grave
you're

Blondie in an ancient time
Blondie in an ancient time
Blondie in an ancient time

How much money does a rich man need?
How could he have so much greed?
Why's his son such a tool?
Yet he thinks he's pretty cool

Blondie in an ancient time
Blondie in an ancient time
Blondie in an ancient
In an ancient
In an ancient time

Blondie
In an ancient time
Are you a ghost
Is this a sign
You made a little wish at the shrine
Now don't you go and lose your mind
Put into a cage
that's not so fine
Get a little whipped
On your behind
The past is so weird
There's so much grime
Licking these boots
Just to make a dime
Screw this ancient time

Where do you even belong?
Let them see that you are strong
You are here to change the day
Don't look back, you'll find a way
You're

Blondie in an ancient time


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