Halo, but ONLY FLYING IS ALLOWED

Описание: IT'S THE FINAL HALO (BUH DA DAH DUUUUUUUM. BAH DA DUH DUH DUUUMMM.) It all comes down to this. Our brave Spartans have recovered a very important package they must deliver to one Captain Keys. Reach may be lost, but hope is not. Of course, Halo: Reach the video game would have you believe that this is all there is to this story. But us historians at Bucket We Fall™ know this to be false, for they have rewritten a specific piece of history around the Spartans: they can't use their legs.

That's right, every time you use that sprint ability in the game, you are breaking history and thus have sinned in the eyes of our lord. DISGUSTING. ROTTEN. We are NOTHING like you. We preserve history by showing how things truly played out through the use of the Acrophobia skull. This skull brings history to life by giving the Spartans back what they lost in the retelling of these historical events: the power of flight.

Will Sheepwave rise above his anger? Will Bryce remember to narrate the ending? Will Tizzi sing more songs about guns? I DON'T KNOW! I DIDN'T STUDY FOR THIS TEST. I WAS BUSY PLAYING GENSHIN IMPACT ON THE PS5. I LOST ALL MY MONEY!