The Mantis Alien Funk Invasion Begins! 👽🎷

Описание: Psychedelic jazz funk:

Welcome to Jazz Hive, where music meets the mysterious. In this episode, we bring you “Mantis Funkery” — a one-hour transmission of Funky Alien Jazz directly from the Mantis dimension.

Legend says the Mantis Aliens traveled across light-years not to conquer Earth, but to experience the groove. They had decoded our planet’s musical frequencies — from Bootsy to Herbie — and

concluded that Funk was the highest form of communication in the galaxy.

So they landed, picked up the bass, and started laying down cosmic jazz riffs that stretch through time and space. This music isn’t just sound — it’s a telepathic funk signal designed to awaken your inner rhythm.

🎧 Stick around — this music will actually bring you delight.
For best results, listen on a Bose 900, Sony WH-1000XM5, or a Klipsch Heritage speaker setup for that full, immersive low-end warmth.

Tell us in the comments where you’re listening from — Earth, Mars, or somewhere in between!
All music is original, copyright-protected, and created by Jazz Hive.

👾 Playlist:
00:00 - Cosmic Bass Transmission
03:43 - The Mantis Arrival
07:53 - Interplanetary Funk Pulse
10:42 - Green Groove Frequency
14:17 - Starlight Synapse
18:17 - Orbit of the Funk Lords
22:40 - Insectoid Jazz Parade
26:44 - Space Cathedral Jam
30:39 - Low-Orbit Bass Ritual
33:32 - Galactic Night Glide
36:42 - Antenna to the Soul
40:19 - Hovergroove Mission
44:53 - Saturn’s Bassline Fever
48:15 - Quantum Funkwave
51:38 - Milky Way Movement
54:52 - Hive Mind Harmony
58:38 - Alien Jam Session 9
01:01:49 - The Funk Singularity
01:05:54 - Return to Funk Nebula

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