Just a Developer - It Works on My Machine (Official Music Video)

Описание: Just for fun :D

Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Coffee’s cold, my code is bold,
I’ve been staring at this screen since old.
Syntax error, line thirty-three,
Why’s this bug always picking on me?
Tabs or spaces? War begins,
Push to main and pray it spins.
The build is red, my eyes are too,
I swear this worked in VS view.

[Chorus]
It works on my machine, oh yeah!
Don’t touch a thing, don’t you dare!
Deploy goes boom, team starts to scream,
But hey — it works on my machine!
I’m living the dev life dream,
Half caffeine, half self-esteem.
Ship it live, what could go wrong?
Another bug, another song!

[Verse 2]
Merge conflicts in my soul,
Git just laughed and took control.
Stack Overflow’s my second home,
ChatGPT, don’t leave me alone!
Deadline’s close, my hope is gone,
But I’ll fix it up at 4 a.m. dawn.
Scrum master asks, “Is it done?”
Uh… yeah, but not for everyone!

[Chorus]
It works on my machine, oh yeah!
Don’t touch a thing, don’t you dare!
Deploy goes boom, team starts to scream,
But hey — it works on my machine!
I’m living the dev life dream,
Half caffeine, half self-esteem.
Ship it live, what could go wrong?
Another bug, another song!

[Bridge]
Refactor dreams and midnight schemes,
Debugging loops inside my dreams.
One more line, I’ll make it clean,
Oh wait, I broke the login screen!

[Final Chorus]
It works on my machine, oh yeah!
Don’t touch a thing, don’t you dare!
If QA calls, I’ll disappear,
Back to code for another year.
I’m living the dev life dream,
Ctrl+Z’s my self-esteem.
Ship it live, then hear them scream —
But still… it works on my machine!"