HOA Karen Shut My Valley Road — So I Called the Task Force

HOA Cut Off My Only Road — The Right-Of-Way Papers Made Them Back Up

HOA Board Bulldozed My Easement Road — The County Inspector Red-Tagged It In 24 Hours

Karen Called Police Because I Kept My Mountain House Keys — So I Installed a Lock She Can’t Beat

HOA Called 911 When I Refused To Plow Their Lot, Dispatcher Told Them I Don't Work For Free

HOA Asphalted My $80K Private Road While I Was Away 72 Hours Later I Towed 58 Cars

HOA Accused Me of Hoarding Spring Water — County Commissioner Was My Godfather

HOA Karen Called Cops While I Moved Into My Lake Cabin — So I Legally Banned Her HOA From the Lake!

HOA Built A Mailbox Cluster On My Lawn, So I Relocated It To Their President's Front Yard

HOA Karen Blocked My Shoreline Road — I Own the Entire Ridge Above

They Said My Driveway Was Cracked, So I Filled Every Crack With Colored Epoxy in Rainbow Patterns!

HOA Karen Saw My Snowman and Drove Straight Into It — She Had No Idea What Was Underneath

HOA Threatened My Land — Ninety-Six Homes Needed My Signature To Reach The Lake

HOA Karen Called the Cops When I Refused to Join Her Lake HOA Meeting — Didn't Know I’m the Owner!

HOA Filed Liens On My Cabin — Their Own Bylaw Wiped Every Fine Clean

HOA Chained My Bridge — Water Rights Let Me Control Every Crossing They Needed

HOA Banned My Snowplow From Their Streets, So I Stopped Plowing And Their School Bus Couldn't Enter

HOA Built A Fence On My Driveway — Thirty-Five Homes Lost Access Until I Opened It

HOA Ordered My Mountain Mansion Removed Over “HOA Fines” — They Didn’t Know I’m Their Governor

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I Bought a Lake Cabin Outside the HOA — So I Closed the Only Road Their HOA Uses