Evil Chicken - The Cat Left Again, So I Got a Dog

Описание: [Verse 1]
Cat disappeared, left spaghetti on the stairs,
Signed it: “Get a clue” — with zero cares.
Stole my weed, caught a ride on a crow,
Threw me a wink and yelled, “Keep it low!”
Fridge hums sad like a doom band’s cry,
Microwave’s preachin’ with a bloodshot eye.
Said, “She hates mangos, and so do I.”
I nodded twice… but I don’t know why.

[Pre-Chorus]
Why’s there glitter in my bong again?
Mean cat dipped Cheetos in my carpet stain.
Woke up late — no hangover, can’t complain,
Tryna light one up… but the damn cat stole my strain.

[Chorus]
Are you crazy? Or just tuned wrong?
Your cat tried to sell me a didgeridoo bong.
Maria said I smell like Cheetos, beer, and cigarettes
Then vanished leaving me scrambled - like a bad cassette.

[Verse 2]
Microwave preachin’ like it runs the joint,
Told me, “Mangos? Bro, you missed the point.”
Then bam—cat storms in like a biker lord,
Wearing shades, one boot, and a pizza sword.
They’re runnin’ some kinda tub-side scheme,
Blueprints, M&M’s, and a laser beam.
Handed the green ones, then dipped unseen
Like a ninja squirrel in a fog machine.

[Final Chorus]
Are you crazy? Or just tuned wrong?
Your cat tried to sell me a didgeridoo bong.
Maria left with a snack and a yell!
“The microwave stinks, and you can’t even smell!”

[Outro]
The cat left again…
Took my lighter, my stash… and my sense of purpose, but it's alright..I got us a dog
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