Apostolic (Matthew the Levite)

Описание: And Matthew the Levite did enter the inn, and there was a great consternation around, for they all wished to know who this great man was and where he had come from, and they did say unto him, who are you, and Matthew the Levite did make to reply, but spoke only softly, and the many gathered did have to lean in to hear the old man. And so Matthew the Levite made reply, and he did say unto them,

I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
Look up the fucking word if you don't know it
I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
Suck up the fucking turd you piece of shit
I'm sorry,
I get rhyming and lose the run of myself
Lose track and my manners end up on the shelf
I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
I'm a mirror trick
I'm a two tonne bottle of pure sick
I'm a patch of oil on the cement, yeah I'm fucking slick
I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
But I'm new to this
Never dropped bars on a beat this shit
No Stephen king no clown shit this ain't it
I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
Come right in, won't you sit
Cup of tea? Coffee? Don't be shy, kid
You got moxie, you got talent, you got what it takes
To go straight to the top with two quick shakes
Now full speed ahead boys, fourth gear no brakes
Don't stop for all our sakes
The heats on our tail like scum on a lake
I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
A fish comes up for air once a week
The junkie needs a hit or else he'll tweak
The mountain runs rugged up to its peak
And the whores eyebrows must always stay fleak
The circus collects it's miscreants and freaks
And all of them squeak form a malformed beak
The fish the junkie the mountain the whore
Where the fuck did I hear this story before?
I'm apostolic
I'm apostolic
Have a glass won't you, it's a vintage I adooore
Oh don't tell me you don't like jazz, o dear what a bore
I'm apostolic
With a slap to the head knock em dead to the floor
Now the rich yuppie wallows in the blood from his core
Rolls around and spurts, gives a yelp then no more
I'm apostolic, haven't I told you that before

And with those words spoken aloud, the crowd did utter a great cry of surprise and admiration, for it was clear to all that this was a truly great and wise man, and a true apostle of Christ. And there, in a puddle on the floor of the inn, lay Matthew the Levite, and it became known to be his final resting place upon the earthly firmament, for the apostle had passed beyond the veil with a great cry of triumph.