Rage Against the Muffin | Manic Electro Swing & Balkan Beat 🎷🍞 (Official Lyric Video)

Описание: 🍞 ACHTUNG! MINOR CRISIS! MAXIMUM BEAT!

Woke up ready to conquer the world, but the toaster had other plans? "Rage Against the Muffin" is the anthem for anyone who has ever let a tiny inconvenience ruin their entire morning—and then decided to dance about it. 🕺💥

Fusing the infectious, vintage rhythms of Electro Swing with the chaotic, brass-heavy energy of Balkan Beat, this track turns the "tiniest defeat" into a massive party. It’s manic, it’s absurd, and it’s undeniably catchy.

Don't cry over burnt crumbs. Swing them away.

🎷 Track Vibe:

Genre: Electro Swing / Balkan Beat / Swing House

Mood: Manic, Comedic, High-Energy, Chaotic

Message: "We take the small absurdity and turn it up to ten!"

Lyrics: (Achtung! Minor crisis! Maximum beat!)
Woke up ready, clock was right, coffee in the cup,
The world was shining, clean and bright, ready to fill it up.
Then I saw the charcoal cloud, creeping from the machine,
The little demon screaming loud, staining the morning scene.
I stood there, staring at the black, the cinder on the plate,
There's no turning this feeling back, sealed by a cruel fate!
The paperclip is out of reach, the WiFi's running slow,
This microscopic, tiny breach, makes the great madness grow!
(No! No!)
I'm turning all the small mistakes, into a massive, joyful sound,
For goodness gracious, petty sakes, my freedom can be found!
Rage Against the Muffin! The tiniest defeat!
It’s not for nothing, feel the heat, the power in my feet!
We take the small absurdity, and turn it up to ten!
This is the new authority, the dance where joy begins!
(Go crazy!)
Let the horn section lead the way, let the tiny things ignite,
We’re dancing all the stress away, with all our tiny might!
The battery is on the red, the zipper came undone,
A million things inside my head, that need to be outrun.
They say "Don't sweat the little stuff," "It's all a grand design,"
But petty chaos is enough, to make the moment mine!
I could be angry, I could weep, I could just walk away,
But I choose a promise I can keep—to make this moment play!
The paperclip is out of reach, the WiFi's running slow,
This microscopic, tiny breach, makes the great madness grow!
(No! No!)
I'm turning all the small mistakes, into a massive, joyful sound,
For goodness gracious, petty sakes, my freedom can be found!
Rage Against the Muffin! The tiniest defeat!
It’s not for nothing, feel the heat, the power in my feet!
We take the small absurdity, and turn it up to ten!
This is the new authority, the dance where joy begins!
(Go crazy!)
Let the horn section lead the way, let the tiny things ignite,
We’re dancing all the stress away, with all our tiny might!
The world is crashing, in a million ways, beyond my reach and control.
But this one burnt muffin always pays, for the burden on my soul.
I can defeat this minor foe, with a simple, happy leap.
(Yes, I can!)
And let the joyful madness flow, secrets the silly moments keep.
(Muffin defeated! Ha! Ha!)
(Never surrender to the crumbs!)

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