Cut my Lawn into Pieces

Описание: Nu-metal, rap-rock. Parody/homage to Last Resort by Papa Roach

Lyrics:

Cut my lawn into pieces
This is my John Deere sport
Irrigation
No seeding
Don’t give a hoot if the weeds start bleeding
Cut my lawn into pieces
I’ve reached my last resort
Irrigation
No seeding
Don’t give a hoot if the weeds start bleeding

Do you even care if the fescue is dying?
Could you even tell if the mower was crying?
If I trimmed it all tonight
Would it look just right?
The neighborhood’s watching me
The HOA is docking me
Losing my pride, losing my lawn
Wish somebody would turn the sprinklers on!

Cut my lawn into pieces
This is my John Deere sport
Irrigation
No seeding
Don’t give a hoot if the weeds start bleeding

I never realized the mulch was spread too thin
Till I was right on the edge of the yard margin
It’s hidden under the deck
My landscape’s a wreck
I’m contemplating the sod
The yard is my god
Losing my pride, losing my lawn
Wish somebody would turn the sprinklers on!
Turn the sprinklers on!
Turn the sprinklers on!

’Cause I’m losing my sight
Of the property line
Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine
Losing my sight
Of the property line
Wish somebody would tell me I’m fine
Nothing is fine!
Nothing is green!
I’m cutting grass and breathing in too much benzene

NITROGEN!
PHOSPHORUS!
POTASSIUM!
I’m losing my lawn!
Losing my pride!
Wish someone would take my clippings curbside!

Cut my lawn into pieces...
This is my porch resort...