Ryan's Roses, Meet Klein's Roses. Sex Roses. Klein. Ally. Show. 2/23/26

Описание: On today's show: Don't Be A Dick: Pet Owners Edition, We hear your lost teeth stories, Jake Tries To Get Another Free Krispy Kreme donut, & more!

We got your messages shaming Vanessa for her Box of Shame story on Friday, so let's be clear: Vanessa did not kill a dog & we love her. If you continue sending death threats, feel bad. Especially because you are sending them to a child.

In other news, Ally somehow lost her phone in a shopping cart at Target and Klein walked into an adult store and confidently purchased the viral “Rose,” which backfired. Jake made his third attempt at getting a free donut at Krispy Kreme… & succeeded! Happy Super Saturday to all who celebrate.

Postmaster Johnny failed his forced resolutions by not drinking every day like he was supposed to, so now we need listener punishment ideas. We get 'em to us! We spin the wheel tomorrow (his birthday).

Plus, we break down the TikTok relationship “rules” everyone swears by: the 7-7-7 method, the 2-2-2 method, & the 5:1 magic ratio. Will any of them save your relationship?

Plus:

Your chance to see Tame Impala in Paris for stop #6 of KROQ's Mile High Club
We announce KROQ's Mile High Club destination #7 to see Deftones in New Zealand
A 4 pack of tickets to KROQ Storms Bear Mountain with Jakob's Castle

0:00:00 - Start of Show
0:08:29 - Ally Knows The News
0:09:42 - Oldest LA Toy Store Robbed - Kip's Toy Store at the Farmer's Market was robbed of Lego sets.
0:10:02 - LA County Earthquake - A 3.5 magnitude earthquake rumbled the coast of LA County over the weekend.
0:10:14 - Dairy Queen Savannah Bananas Shake
0:10:37 - American Idol Murder? - A former reality show contestant is accused of murdering his wife.
0:10:50 - Weekend Box Office - The movie "Goat" reigned supreme at the weekend box office.
0:14:54 - Ally Loses Her Phone
0:23:05 - A.D.D. News
0:23:42 - Men's Hockey Gold Medal - The US Men's Olympic Hockey team wins gold for the first time since 1980.
0:27:26 - Punch the Orphan Monkey - An orphaned baby monkey in Japan goes viral for clinging to an IKEA stuffed animal.
0:29:45 - Bonnie Blue Pregnant - An adult film star announces her pregnancy after a viral 400 person romp.

0:30:14 - KROQ Mile High Club: Tame Impala Paris Winner
0:34:41 - KROQ Mile High Club: Deftones in New Zealand - The next international destination is announced for fans to see Deftones in Auckland.
0:36:12 - Krispy Kreme Challenge - Jake continues his streak of making up fake holidays to secure free donuts.
0:40:36 - Don't Be a Dick: Pet Owners Edition - Listeners call in to nominate the most annoying behaviors of pet and animal owners.
0:50:02 - Klein's Awkward Adult Toy Store Visit - Klein's embarrassing mission to buy "The Rose" while his wife waited in the car.
1:00:00 - A.D.D. News
1:00:15 - Caleb Flynn 911 Call - Audio is released showcasing an American Idol star's terrible acting on a 911 call.
1:03:04 - TSA Pre-Check Shutdown At LAX - A government shutdown causes massive delays for Clear and Pre-Check lines at the airport.
1:04:27 - White House UFO Files - The administration announces plans to release all government documents on aliens.

1:05:24 - Mile High Club: Deftones Caller 20
1:07:34 - Postmaster Johnny's Punishment Suggestions - Brainstorming horrible punishments for Johnny's failed forced New Year resolution.
1:17:08 - Viral TikTok Relationship Rules - Breaking down the math behind the 777, 222, and 5-to-1 magic ratio relationship methods.
1:25:12 - Ally's Ticketmaster Resale Fail - Ally regrets buying extra No Doubt tickets after realizing the app won't let her resell them.
1:29:55 - A.D.D. News
1:30:39 - Mexico Cartel Flight Delays - Tourists are trapped at resorts due to cartel violence delaying flights in Puerto Vallarta.
1:32:51 - SoCal Pet Return Backlog - Southern California animal shelters are seeing massive pet return rates.
1:35:42 - Foo Fighters Explain Firing Josh Freese - Dave Grohl finally opens up about the band's collective decision to let their drummer go.

1:36:56 - Mile High Club: Deftones Caller 20
1:40:49 - Johnny Doesn't Know: Rhyming Words - Postmaster Johnny struggles to finish a simple Mother Goose nursery rhyme.
1:47:35 - Lame Ways You've Lost a Tooth - Listeners share incredibly uncool tooth loss stories.
1:56:56 - Takeaways

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