P.T. - Swedish Radio Translation (Enable English Captions)

Описание: UPDATE I have added English subtitles to this video! Enable captions for a translation of what is being said.

UPDATE 2 Thanks for the shout-outs, Kotaku and Polygon! Never expected this video to get so many views! I'm a regular at both of your sites!

UPDATE 3 There are now more gaming publications than I can count linking to this video. Thanks for all the love folks! You're making me smile so big! :)

I was hanging out in the P.T. GameFAQs forum the other day when I noticed a post about a radio broadcast in Swedish. I did some poking around and couldn't manage to find an English translation of the broadcast.

Can anyone out there on the Internets understand what is said in this radio broadcast? If so, would you mind leaving a comment below? Thanks, everyone!