The Commode Breakdown Breakdown (4 Variations)

Описание: [The Moderate-Speed Commode Breakdown and More] (C) Copyright Bill Buckels 2026. All Rights Reserved.

[Required Reading] (pdf format - click Below);
The Modern Day Bathroom Guide
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00:00:00 The Moderate-Speed Commode Breakdown 1
00:06:42 The Moderate-Speed Commode Breakdown 2
00:10:58 The Moderate-Speed Commode Breakdown 3
00:15:16 The High-Speed Commode Breakdown
00:21:18 Total Running Time

[Lyrics]

[The Moderate-Speed Commode Breakdown] (C) Copyright Bill Buckels 2026. All Rights Reserved.

[Commode Breakdown Blues]

[Style: Blues Rock, Fuzz Guitar, Harmonica, Moderate]

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Well I’m cruising on the Greyhound halfway down to Tennessee
The driver hit a pothole just as nature called on me
I’m bouncing off the ceiling and I’m soaking both my shoes
Trying to find my balance with them high-speed transit blues
Yeah the walls are getting painted and the sink is getting sprayed
That’s the price for travel that a working man has paid
(that a working man has paid)

[Chorus]
Oh it’s a long way down to the bottom of the bowl
When you’re flying down the highway where the heavy waters roll
From the bus to the airplane and the office down the hall
It’s a long-distance struggle for the bravest of us all
(It’s a long-distance struggle for the bravest of us all)

[Verse 2]
Now I’m thirty thousand feet above the Kansas rolling plains
Staring at the button that’ll clear the blue-tint drains
I didn’t stand up early and I felt the vacuum seal
Like a giant iron magnet grabbing on a piece of steel
It nearly took my vitals and it rearranged my soul
The Airplane Vacuum Terror took a heavy, heavy toll
(The Airplane Vacuum Terror took a heavy, heavy toll)

[Chorus]

[Instrumental]

[Verse 3]
I was hiding in the office in the stall in number three
I didn't know the boss-man was as close as he could be
I let out an Eliminator, Lord it shook the very floor
The board of directors heard it through the heavy wooden door
Now I’m looking for a new job and I’m clearing out my desk
Cause my career just ended in a biological mess
(Cause my career just ended in a biological mess)

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
Well I’m staring in the porcelain and what do I behold
The Corn Monster is back again, a story never told
He survived the acid journey and he’s looking back at me
A biological wonder for the whole wide world to see
I’m checking for the Tapeworm and I’m watching for his strike
I ain't never seen a creature that I didn't really like
(I ain't never seen a creature that I didn't really like)

[Chorus]

[Instrumental]

[Verse 5]
If you ever want your vengeance on a man who done you wrong
Just take a little facecloth and you bring it right along
A Depth Charge in the pipeline and a bottle of perfume
Will turn his fancy bathroom to a stinking house of doom
He’ll be calling for the plumber while he’s weeping in the hall
That’s the final lesson for the bravest of us all
(That’s the final lesson for the bravest of us all)

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Yeah the vacuum’s got me now!
[End]