Danse 13 - VVBald and Tweaky go on a romantic duck feeding date

Описание: On a breezy Saturday morning in the rolling countryside just outside the village of Bramblewick, VVBald decided it was the perfect day to take Tweaky on a date. Not to a café, not to the cinema, but to a duck farm. Tweaky had once mentioned, very seriously, that ducks were “underrated conversationalists,” and VVBald had not forgotten.

The duck farm sat near the winding banks of Silverquill Pond, a sparkling stretch of water bordered by reeds and crooked willow trees. Wooden fences framed the grassy paths, and the air hummed with enthusiastic quacking. As they arrived, VVBald proudly presented Tweaky with a paper bag full of bread.

“For the ducks,” he said, holding it out like a grand romantic gesture.

Tweaky grinned. “I hope they appreciate artisanal effort.”

They stepped through the gate and were immediately surrounded by a waddling welcome committee. White ducks, brown ducks, speckled ducks, each eyeing the bread like seasoned negotiators. VVBald tossed a small piece into the pond. Chaos erupted in a flurry of wings and splashes.

Just as Tweaky laughed and reached for another piece, a loud cheer rang out from the dirt path.

Dany appeared first, waving like he had just conquered a mountain. Behind him marched Bjorn, carrying an entire loaf under one arm as if preparing for siege warfare. Weff and Dave followed, deep in debate about the aerodynamic properties of bread crusts. Bailey and B0aty were mid-laugh about something completely unrelated to ducks. PJ and Mourad had somehow acquired matching straw hats. Deano and Kezz were filming everything on their phones, narrating in dramatic whispers.

Mantis walked calmly at the back, hands in pockets, observing the scene like a quiet philosopher. Scott hurried beside him, calling out, “Adsy. Adsy.” His dog, adsy, had apparently decided that farm life was his true calling and was zigzagging joyfully between the ducks, who were unimpressed but resilient.

VVBald blinked. “I thought this was a date.”

Tweaky shrugged. “It’s a group date now. Ducks love community.”

Soon the entire crew lined the pond’s edge. Bread flew in gentle arcs. Ducks competed with surprising athleticism. One particularly ambitious duck leapt high enough to snatch a piece midair, prompting cheers from Bjorn.

“That one’s a champion,” Bjorn declared. “Future legend.”

Dany attempted to feed a duck directly from his hand, only to yelp when it nibbled his fingers with more enthusiasm than delicacy. Meanwhile, Bailey and B0aty had started rating ducks purely on vibes. PJ insisted one of them had main character energy. Mourad was trying to organize the ducks into what he called a more efficient bread distribution system.

Near the fence, VVBald and Tweaky found a quieter moment. Tweaky handed him a small piece of bread.

“Together?” Tweaky asked.

They tossed it in unison. A single duck glided forward, snatching the offering with graceful precision.

“A shared victory,” VVBald said.

Scott finally scooped up adsy, who was now muddy but ecstatic. “He thinks he’s part duck,” Scott sighed.

As the afternoon sun dipped lower over Silverquill Pond, the group gathered for a photo, bread crumbs on jackets, laughter frozen midburst, ducks lingering hopefully at their feet.

It was not the intimate date VVBald had imagined. It was louder, messier, and filled with far more quacking than expected.

But as Tweaky leaned against him, smiling at their chaotic circle of friends, VVBald decided it was perfect.

After all, nothing says romance like shared bread, supportive friends, and a hundred very determined ducks.

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