Batman Unchained (1999 - DVD Capture - Trailer)

Описание: scratched up DVD trailer copy, but atleast its more high quality than yk the other uploadz here...

who else thought it was a lil cheap of this movie to almost deliver on a jack nicholson joker return, but then jus do robin williams joker? i mean robin williams is cewl too... but ya know...

eitherway, this movie kicks WAY more ass than batman & nippelz did. unchained was super stewpid but WAY cooler. what a redemption of george cloonay batman !!!!! ( / his bruce wain too!)






ok uhmmmmmm ignore that narration i did at the end, this was a really quick edit i felt like doing because all the other fuckass Batman Unchained fan-made trailers either are cheap re-edits of batman & robin scenes, or totally acting like tim burton wouldve returned and we wouldve gotten michael keaton back n shit, which is NOT wouldve happened.

hey, i know the 2 hacks, that arent joel schumacher, have both said that batman unchained wouldve been soooooo much more DARKER n GRIDDY-ER... but i think theyre fucking crazy.

3 reasons i think so.

1. would the studio have let them done that if batman & robin did well even in the SLIGHTEST? NO!!! FUCK NO!!!! LOL!!!! i love creative vision too, if yall know me at all, yall know i wouldve KILLED for a falling-down-style joel schumacher-directed batman: year one live action movie, but yall ar too deep in at this alternate-universe-point.

2. dude. batman & robin is called one of the worst comic book, nay, MOVIES of all fuckign time. of course the fuckers who wrote it would say "oh! dont worry guys! the next movie we wouldve made in this series wouldve TOTALLY been darker like tim burton!"

3. im a stupid adhd-freakazoid bisexual mentally ill trans woman, i headcanon that batman unchained wouldve been silly n campy jus like my 2nd fav movie of all time, Batman & Robin, and also like my favorite movie of all time, Batman Forever. (lol.)

^^^^^ (all of that, slightly lighthearted, i dont mean it too srsly, its 1am as im writing this and im butt booty naked and about to pass out on my bed!!! ok baaaaaiii im going to bed probz)