Minecraft man (Lemon Demon Minecraft Parody)

Описание: This is a parody of the song Cabinet Man By Lemon Demon. Do not take this seriously and CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL SONG LEMON DEMON HAS REALLY GOOD MUSIC!!

Original Album (Buy it): https://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/album...

Soundcloud link to this song:   / minecraft-man  

This was also a collab minecraft album so here are the others in this terrible thing
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Lyrics:
The day they griefed me, I hadn't yet had played
Inside my dirt house behind the spider cave
Diamond ore desires
Players then start some fires
Now they’re in my chest to start stealing
The minecraft forums reported that I left
But all my diamonds were still inside the chest
Smelting Ores to bars
With minecarts like cars
One big redstone block gently glowing

You can't grief me, I can't be beat
I won't ban you, unless you cheat
You can't hit me behind the trees
I'm half Creeper and Minecraft Steve

Thank God for Mojang, they let me play this game
I mine so proudly, like I am no longer lame
Players soon spawned in, and my world began to spin
This must be what fun would have felt like
Such dedication, they came from biomes away
With blocks so piercing, they'd die off then replay
Perfect tangled vines, because I was in their mines
I could take whatever I wanted (Whatever I wanted)

You can't grief me, I can't be beat
I won't ban you, unless you cheat
You can't hit me behind the trees
I'm half Creeper and Minecraft Steve

I'm mining for years and years
And only banned the occasional misbehaved Steve
Only driving a few kids to griefing
Maybe they were predisposed to griefing, who knows?
I only want to have fun
But now they're telling me these cube days are done
Cause there's a little tiny game that they named Roblox
And pretty soon it's gonna steal all our stocks

It's getting lonely, all the players are asleep
The servers empty, I don’t hear those zombies
Someone's broken in, now they're eating my melons
Breaking chests and taking my diamonds
Bashing in my face with a sword
Hitting me and pushing me over
Now they see my items on their boots

You can't grief me, I can't be beat
I won't ban you, unless you cheat
You can't hit me behind the trees
I'm half Creeper and Minecraft Steve