NUFFLES LITTLE JOKE (blood bowl song)

Описание: (Verse 1)
The sun is high, the grass is green,
The meanest Orcs you’ve ever seen.
A Human Blitzer makes his dash,
Prepared to make a mighty splash.
He leaps a prone and smelly Troll,
But now it’s time to test the roll!
(Chorus)
Oh, the dice are cruel, the dice are cold,
They don't care if you're brave or bold.
One little skull, a tumble and a trip,
And now you’re doing a double-flip!
With a crack of bones and a ghostly moan,
The funniest death you’ve ever known!
(Verse 2)
The Black Orc stands with a toothy grin,
Ready to cave a helmet in.
He winds his punch, a massive swing,
But fate is such a fickle thing.
He trips upon a blade of grass,
And falls right on his armored... knee!
A "1" for him, a "1" for all,
He’s squashed his head against the wall!
(Chorus)
Oh, the dice are cruel, the dice are cold,
They don't care if you're brave or bold.
One little skull, a tumble and a trip,
And now you’re doing a double-flip!
With a crack of bones and a ghostly moan,
The funniest death you’ve ever known!
(Bridge)
The crowd is roaring, the Bloodweiser flows,
The Human Catcher? Nobody knows!
He tried to dodge, he tried to weave,
But slipped on a gob of Orcish grease.
He hit the dirt, he hit it hard,
Now he’s a stain upon the yard!
(Outro)
So pour a drink for the fallen lad,
The worst luck that he ever had.
The Orcs are laughing, the Humans cry,
It’s a beautiful day for a player to die!
Nuffle laughs, the dice go clatter...
In Blood Bowl, life doesn't matter!