tRXuth Hurts: anti-fat-phobia parody of Lizzo's Truth Hurts

Описание: A parody of the song by Lizzo, commentary on the truth that doctors need to stop participating in fat phobia and start practicing Health At Every Size™️!
(I do not own any rights to this song)

Parody Lyrics:
Why doctors hating us for our weight?

I just took a BMI test--
Turns out, it’s a 100% bullshit
And on top of that it’s lazy

Yeah, I got rub problems--that’s the fatty in me
Cha ching buy new tights cuz that’s the smarty in me

You coulda practiced HAES now cuz it’s better
Instead of shaming fat folk every level
My blood pressure was down
But you’re focused on fat
I won’t come round--
Don’t need a doctor like that!

Why doctors hating us for our weight?
Fried food ain’t something only i ate
Patients don’t need another diet
Health at Every Size--you should try it
Weight sucks as indicator of health
Diet culture gives you all o’ your wealth
Try treating fat people as humans
Bom bom bom bom bom

You tried to knock my health?
Well, let’s look at my health:
If that is really what’s important
Then you’ll listen to me:
Well, my sugars and pressure’s right
You can’t scare me into fatty fright
I will never ever ever ever ever do your diet!
I refuse to do it
Because there is lotta harm to it
So you can tell your chart I’m noncompliant when I’m gone
That’s okay--you can shove it up your bum

Why doctors hating us for our weight?
Fried food ain’t something only i ate
Patients don’t need another diet
Health at Every Size--you should try it
Weight sucks as indicator of health
Diet culture gives you all o’ your wealth
Try treating fat people as humans
Bom bom bom bom bom

I don’t mess around for a minute
I’m gonna switch docs in a minute
I’m not here for lies, saying my goodbyes
Losing your fat patient, good bye yi yi
I don’t mess around for a minute
Gonna switch docs in a minute
I’m not here for lies, saying my goodbyes
Losing your fat patient, good bye yi yi

Why doctors hating us for our weight?
Fried food ain’t something only i ate
Patients don’t need another diet
Health at Every Size--you should try it
Weight sucks as indicator of health
Diet culture gives you all o’ your wealth
Try treating fat people as humans
Bom bom bom bom bom