Understanding the Monogatari Series - An Analytical Love Letter to an Honest Work of Passion

Описание: If you can't understand what i'm saying, CC is available!
Nothing more than a wannabe analysis of a strange anime with a big heart. I tried to make the text entirely "spoiler free", but there are some visual spoilers for ALL of the Monogatari, from "Bakemonogatari" to "Owarimonogatari 2", that I simply had to insert. But, decontestualized as they are, I don't think they will spoil your enjoyment.
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The funny part about this whole "Understanding the Monogatari Series" thing (besides try to write and read in a language that I know but isn't "my") is that I started writing saying to myself "yeah, I will end up licking the Monogatari Series ass for one hour", while I think the result is far from it. In fact, I found more entertaining writing and discovering its problems than talking about its strengths, because I thought the Monogatari Series was a perfect gem, while probably has more cons than pros!
However, despite probably lots of grammatical errors and a very bad pronunciation, I hope you will enjoy nonetheless my interpretation of a very special series.
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For further reads (shown in the video):

° http://bakemonogatari.wikia.com/wiki/... ;
°  / the_orders_to_monogatari_condensed_version   ;
(if you haven't watched the show, this two are all you need);
° https://www.t-ono.net/interview/akio-... ;
° https://anime.stackexchange.com/quest... ;
°  / bakemonogatari_tvbluray_comparison_a_catal...   ;
° http://tirofinale-news.blogspot.it/20...
(a very enjoyable blog post about Nisio Isin's exhibition).

Also, if you're interested on Nisio Isin, I can't recomend enough:
https://japanesetranslationblog.wordp...
https://japanesetranslationblog.wordp...
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Music:

° "Aftertaste of Our Parting" – Kizumonogatari Part 2 Nekketsu-hen;
° "Lovers' Relations" - Nisemonogatari;
° "Shinsou No Reijou" – Bakemonogatari;
° "Bad Bully" - Kizumonogatari Part 2 Nekketsu-hen;
° "Bakarlolite" – Bakemonogatari;
° "The True Nature of Spiriting Away" – Onimonogatari;
° "Suteki Meppou" – Bakemonogatari;
° "Namakemono no Sekku Bataraki" – Koimonogatari;
° "Meikko" – Owarimonogatari;
° "Me wo Samasu beki Koro" – Tsukimonogatari;
° "Tasuuketsu" – Owarimonogatari;
° "444-goushitsu" – Owarimonogatari;
° "Negotiator" – Kizumonogatari Part 1 Tekketsu-hen;
° "Watashi no Monogatari" – Nekomonogatari White;
° "Ominous" – Nisemonogatari;
° "Imitation" – Koimonogatari;
° "Spasibo!" - Kizumonogatari Part 2 Nekketsu-hen;
° "Otona" – Nisemonogatari;
° "Watashi wa Nani mo Shirimasen yo. Anata ga Shitte Irundesu, Araragi-senpai" – Owarimonogatari;
° "Ohitoyoshi" – Bakemonogatari.