Tavern Drunken Fae — Hold my beer | An Energetic Medieval Tavern Tale

Описание: A humorous medieval tavern song about two clever maidens who accept a pompous knight's drinking challenge — not for his hand in marriage, but to humble his pride. Beatrice and Jane drink Sir Geoffrey under the table and disappear into the night, leaving the foolish knight snoring on the tavern floor.

A playful fantasy folk song celebrating wit, independence, and the power of a good drinking competition!

Sir Geoffrey was a pompous fool,
Who made a contest as his rule,
"The maiden who can drink me dry,
Shall be the apple of my eye!"

Young Beatrice and wild Jane,
Decided they would play his game,
But not for love - oh no, not quite,
Just to prove they'd win the fight!

Hold my beer, you stupid knight!
We'll show you maidens own the night!
Hold my beer and step aside,
We'll humble all your manly pride!

Hold my beer, yeah, Hold my beer!
Hold my beer, yeah, Hold my beer!

They drank him down, one-two-three,
Sir Geoffrey fell at round just three!
While Beatrice and Jane kept going strong,
Singing raucous tavern songs!

"We don't want your hand!" they cried,
"We just wanted wounded pride!"
The knight woke up at break of dawn,
To find both victor maidens gone!

Hold my beer, you stupid knight!
We'll show you maidens own the night!
Hold my beer and step aside,
We'll humble all your manly pride!

Hold my beer, yeah, Hold my beer!
Hold my beer, yeah, Hold my beer!

Two maidens strong can drink and fight,
And leave a foolish, snoring knight!
The barkeep laughed and poured some more,
As Geoffrey slept upon the floor!

Hold my beer, you stupid knight!
We'll show you maidens own the night!
Hold my beer and step aside,
We'll humble all your manly pride!

Hold my beer, yeah, Hold my beer!
Hold my beer, yeah, Hold my beer!

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