Potadoe - Ballad of the Bosomed Men (Sea Shanty about menboobs)

Описание: Thought a Sea Shanty about menboobs was what was missing in this world. Hehe, enjoy ♡
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heres my lyrics to sing along:

(Verse 1)
Oh the wind blows cold on the starboard side,
And the salt bites deep in our skin,
But we stand up proud with our chests puffed out,
Though our bosoms they wobble within.

(Chorus)
Heave away, lads, let the tide roll in,
To the beat of the booming drums,
We’re the men of the sea with a burdened prow,
And the swell of our mountainous chums.

(Verse 2)
No silken lace nor a lady’s grace
Are stitched in the cloth we wear,
Yet nature’s joke gave us curves so woke,
And a weight not easy to bear.

(Chorus)
Heave away, lads, let the tide roll in,
As our hearty resolve ne’er droops,
Sing hurrah for the crew with their shirts strained through
By the pride of the manly moobs.

(Bridge)
Raise the mast though our chests may sway,
We’ll not blush nor fear nor hide,
For a sailor’s heart and a bosom brave
Are both full of storm and pride.

(Verse 3)
So we toast our mugs to the jiggling jugs,
That our fates have carved so well,
May they bounce in time to the ocean’s rhyme,
And the crash of the deepest swell.

(Chorus)
Heave away, lads, let the tide roll in,
Let the world stand back and stare,
For the men who roam where the wild waves foam,
With their burdens so bold and bare.

(Outro)
So here’s to the end of the journeyman’s track,
When our bones lie white ‘neath the blue,
May the tales live on of the bosomed men,
And the chests that the storm winds grew.

#goofy #parody #seashanty #pirates #ai #jokes #confidence #menboobs