The Interstellar Grunt: Starting from Nutrient Paste to Turn the Tables

Описание: The most unlucky thing in Fang Dong’s life—

taking an Antarctic cruise, the ship sank, she didn’t die, but fell into a galactic garbage planet in the year 3159.

Even worse:

She turned into a four‑year‑old child, penniless, couldn’t even afford a 1‑credit nutrition pack.

The only shop in the whole city had crooked Chinese characters: “Lao Xi’s Nutrition Pack Direct Store.”

She fainted from hunger at the entrance and was picked up by an ancient‑Chinese enthusiast, renamed Xi Dongdong.

“Remember, don’t say you’re from two thousand years ago, or they’ll slice you up for research.”

In this future where natural food costs more than gold, ancient Chinese is a lost art, and insectoids could tear through defenses at any moment,

Fang Dong’s only golden finger is—

she’s from Earth, can recite the Three Hundred Tang Poems, and even chain‑rhyme with “blue thin mushroom” memes!

To leave this barren planet, she studied the universal language frantically, crammed for tests, worked odd jobs, mooched meals;

to save enough “credits” to buy a holo‑unit, she signed up for the Education Star Ancient Chinese League;

only to accidentally—

crush everyone in the prelims, thrash the geniuses in the semifinals, and match a lost couplet from a thousand years ago in the finals!

The whole network exploded:

“Who is this little girl? How does she know the next line of ‘Pushing the window, the moon before the closed door’?!”

“Investigate now! Is she the reincarnation of General Pu Ningbei?!”

All Fang Dong wants is to quietly eat a 100‑credit bowl of “instant noodles,” and then ask the genius boy next door:

“Big shot, carry me please—I want to touch a real mech.”

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This isn’t an overpowered hero’s journey through the stars.

This is the story of an Earth office worker surviving the future with nothing but her cultural literacy.

When the whole universe is forgetting Chinese,

she becomes the last “living dictionary.”

[Others rely on talent—she relies on nine‑year compulsory education]

[Others buy gear with money—she trades reciting Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng for credits]

[Others fall in love—she’s thinking: did today’s cafeteria nutrition pack have added calcium?]

“Explore the universe? No, I just want to eat my fill, and maybe save human civilization along the way.”

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