Newfie Job Application (with transcript!)

Описание: yeaaa Dick heeh heeh heeh heeeh heeh
yah Billy Goose calling again Dick ehh
by jeez by i dunno wat happen der
really weird case dick i gets into a fine jam when i'm lookin' for a job
i understand you would have a lil bit of work comin' up all around christmas lakdjfakldf great
if i can get on der you know tirty days or so but ahh
yeah i have ahhh ehh ahh
work I son, I work, I'll work CIRCLE around dem YOUNG BASTARDS out there... but ya know
Daaa I needs an opportunity by,
I had about a months work ahh about 3 months ago and ah
sick, i don't say i was sick maybe a week and a half, 2 weeks out of all of it, now that'll tell ya
All day for give 'er , I says GIVE 'ER, now GO DA WORK I SAYS, i says to all da bys all da time, look out
yes, ahhh, i takes an odd drink now and then but ahh missin' work on da drink, probably, i dunno, 4 or 5 days a year, A YEAR, das all
very rare occasion dat i'll take a drink on the job
Dem young bastards they can't HOLD THERE LIQUOR DAS WATS WRONG WIT DEM
yeeessss i can take it
Alright anudder ting i'm sayin' look,
SHUDDUP would ya i'm on the phone here lookin' for a jezus job
friggin' wife out der driving' me
SHADDUP YA BITCH SHADDUP
she'd nearly drive ya out of yer mind bud
listen give us a call billy yes
give us a call i siad
yes i'll work circles around dem i'll ram their head up their arse
workin' das da way i am boy i said
i'll be callin' ya later