The Ballad Of Ol' Joe Mckean - Lil Barnacles

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Howdy, Cowboy.

Lyrics:

Yeah, this is a story of woe
Of last name McKean, first name Joe
Ol' Joe was a bit of a dope
Spent his days sipping lean
Couldn't come clean
The ballad of ol' Joe McKean

Yeah cause lean is bad
Don't follow the fad
Or you'll end up sad
Just don't do it, lad

Ol' Joe
Ol' Joe
Don't become like your old man Joe

Cause sarsaparilla's a gateway drug
And you don't want none of that in your mug
I'd rather confess to the crime
And just do my time

So how do you be a cowboy
When the peer pressure's real
They're shouting 'now, boy!'
Better kick your heels
And trust your steed
And get out with speed

To the next town over
Better wish on a four leaf clover
Cause, my brother, you don't wanna make enemies
Just say thanks and please

The wild west is too wild
Sometimes it's good to keep it mild (keep it mild)
And drink that cactus juice not the purple drank
That cactus juice will make you bank

But Ol' Joe went to the sherriff
He'd been sipping that lean
Tattled on the cactus juice
Just to look real mean

Ol' Joe
Ol' Joe
Don't become like your old man Joe