(Oh, Mary) Bloody Mary-Lawnmower (1982, 80’s Hair Metal Parody)

Описание: In the neon-drenched underbelly of the 1980s Sunset Strip, some bands sang about love…
Lawnmower sang about summoning demons in bathroom mirrors and settling down with them.

“Bloody Mary” is an original AI-generated 1980s hair metal anthem by the fictional band Lawnmower, ripped straight out of an alternate timeline where big hair, bigger riffs, and absolutely terrible decisions ruled the airwaves.

Built like a classic late-’80s metal single, this track delivers arena-sized guitar hooks, melodic power-chorus energy, and dramatic glam-metal vocals, wrapped around a ridiculous supernatural love story that escalates from a party game to full-blown domestic demon chaos. It’s got everything an ‘80s metal fan expects:
🔥 horror imagery
🔥 romance taken way too far
🔥 flashy excess
🔥 and a chorus that refuses to leave your head

The song plays like a lost cassette-era metal track — the kind you’d hear blasting from a Trans Am in a mall parking lot or sneaking onto late-night metal radio before being quietly banned by concerned parents. It’s exaggerated, theatrical, and knowingly absurd, embracing the era when metal bands weren’t afraid to be loud, dramatic, funny, and unhinged all at once.

This is not a cover, not a recreation, and not a remake.
All music, vocals, and performances are AI-generated, and Lawnmower is a fictional band, created as a parody homage to classic 1980s hair metal, shock rock, and horror-tinged glam storytelling.

If you miss the days of neon lights, spandex, monster ballads, and songs that absolutely should not have existed — but somehow did — welcome home.

Turn it up. Don’t look in the mirror. And whatever you do… don’t say her name three times.

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