FUNNY VINTAGE BEER ADS-Sixteen Beers Song-THE BEACH BLONDES

Описание: Funny vintage beer advertisements from the 50's-60s-70's These ads are copyright by their respective breweries. Song is a parody of "Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford. We just made the captions and new song lyrics.
LYRICS:

SIXTEEN BEERS
Parody of Tennessee Ernie Ford "Sixteen Tons"
Well---I went to the bar just the other night,
Everybody was drinking, everybody was tight
I don't want any manmade moonshine
Just an ice cold beer will do me fine

I want Sixteen Beers, and what'll I get
A little bit drunker and deeper in debt
St. Peter dontcha call me, now can't you see
I'd like this bar better if the beer was free

Well, I said hey, Barkeep, whatcha got on tap
Don't try sell me none of that light beer crap
I want a great big beer that's flavorful
Cause I'm a real thirsty woman and that ain't no bull

I want Sixteen Beers, and what do I get
A little bit drunker and deeper in debt
St. Peter dontcha call me, cause I can't go
I drank 2 six-packs, I got four beers to go

Well, they said last call around about one
And the barkeeper said, "Sister, You're All Done!"
I said, "Don't take my beer, don't even try
Cause when other men did, the other men died!"

I want Sixteen Beers, and what did I get
A whole lot drunker and I ain't done yet
St. Peter dontcha call me, cause I've been bad
And I gotta wash dishes just to pay my tab

Well, the bouncer came and hauled me off my stool
I said hey buddy now that ain't cool
It ain't fair to throw me out on my ass
Cause I still had a little beer left in my glass

I drank Sixteen Beers, and what did I get
Totally tanked, and I'm broke and I'm sick
Is there anybody sober here that'll give me a ride
Cause you know I'm way too drunk, to try to drive

Spoken: Hey, hey, baby, can I bum a cigarette from you?
Thank you!