DOOM II - Crap WADs: Marine Doom!

Описание: I was mulling over this one for a while, whether or not it should be classed as a Crap WAD... and then it happened. My weapon locked while it was lowering, and I had to restart. Yep, that's definitely a shitty thing right there. Welcome to the club, 'Marine Doom'. You are now one of the many WADs of Shame.

Erm, anyway...

"Me USMC. Me kill zombies goodly."

So what is Marine Doom? Well I'm so glad you asked, because I don't have to explain a damn thing. Wikipedia does that for me:
"Marine Doom is a 1996 modification of the first-person shooter Doom II for US Marines, which was later made available for download to the public.

In the game, a fireteam, comprising four Marines, is supposed to accomplish a specific mission, the default being the destruction of an enemy bunker, although other scenarios such as a hostage rescue in a foreign embassy can be designed. In order to allow coordination of their movements, these soldiers play on separated computers in the same room. The fireteam consists of a team leader, two riflemen and one machine-gunner."

So judging by this, I alone am better or equal to a four-man USMC fireteam?

Goddamn, I'm the best marine ever. I fucking rock.

brb war on terror one man army