I Made Batman Arkham Origins Into a Christmas Story

Описание: 🎄 Gotham. Christmas Eve. Eight assassins. One emotionally unavailable billionaire. 🦇

Welcome to Batman: Arkham Origins, reimagined as the least peaceful Christmas special ever made. This video turns Arkham Origins into a full-blown holiday carol, complete with rhyming villains, festive nicknames, fake commercials, gag breaks, and enough snow-covered violence to make Santa reconsider his route through Gotham.

From Deathstroke the Gingerbread John Wick, to Deadshot’s red-eyed Rudolph moment, to Bane chugging holiday protein powder, every assassin gets their own twisted Christmas verse. All while Black Mask quietly ruins the season in the background like the world’s worst Secret Santa.

🎁 What’s inside this stocking?

A poetic retelling of Arkham Origins

Comedy, chaos, and Christmas vibes

Surprisingly accurate game moments

Villains learning very bad life lessons

Joker doing Joker things (eventually)

Is this a Christmas carol? Is this a Batman analysis? Is this just an excuse to rhyme “venom” with “snowstorm”? Yes. So grab some cocoa, mute your moral compass, and enjoy A Gotham Christmas Story, where the true meaning of Christmas might just be sending nine supervillains to the ER before sunrise.

❄️ Merry Christmas, Gotham. ❄️

CHAPTERS:
00:00 - WeirdShady Intro
00:08 - Setup of The Tale
01:06 - Starter Poem
01:40 - Chapter 1: Deathstroke
03:37 - Chapter 2: Electrocutioner
05:33 - BANE'S FESTIVE PROTEIN POWDER
05:57 - Chapter 3: Copperhead
07:50 - Chapter 4: Firefly
09:93 - Chapter 5: Deadshot
11:17 - GCPD WEATHER REPORT
11:47 - Chapter 6: Shiva
13:39 - Chapter 7: Killer Croc
15:28 - Chapter 8: Bane
17:19 - LAST POEM: Black Mask/????
20:01 - Epilogue
20:53 - Finishing Poem
21: 08 - THE END, MERRY CHRISTMAS!