BeatsByBier Where’d I Park That Horse

Описание: Verse 1
Came outta the Dusty Spur at half past two,
Boots full of whiskey, head full of blues,
Moon hangin’ low over Main Street West,
Pocket watch spinnin’, heart beatin’ fast.

I reached for the reins, gave a friendly call,
But all I grabbed was that old hitchin’ wall,
Bartender laughed, said, “Son, of course—
You sure you didn’t walk off your horse?”

Chorus
They say they stole my horse last night,
While I was seein’ double under lantern light,
But truth be told, I just don’t know,
If he wandered off or I let him go.
Blame it on thieves or blame it on remorse,
But I was too drunk to remember where I parked my horse.

Verse 2
Searched by the well and the general store,
Called his name down every wooden board,
Asked the preacher, asked the law,
Even tipped my hat to the outhouse door.

Sheriff said, “Son, were the reins tied tight?”
I said, “I think so… or maybe not quite,”
He squinted hard, said, “That ain’t no crime,
Losing track of things when you’re drinkin’ that kind.”

Chorus
They say they stole my horse last night,
While I was singin’ loud and pickin’ fights,
But my memory’s broke and my story’s hoarse,
I can’t swear someone took my horse.
Call it bad luck or liquid force,
I was too drunk to remember where I parked my horse.

Bridge
Now the sun’s comin’ up and my head’s poundin’ loud,
Boot heel dusty, shame hangin’ proud,
If he’s runnin’ free or tied down the way,
I reckon that horse’ll find me someday.

Final Chorus
So if you see a cowboy walkin’ slow,
Lead rope swingin’ with nowhere to go,
Buy him coffee, don’t judge too coarse,
He’s just a man who misplaced his horse.
In the wild, wild west, mistakes run their course—
And I was too drunk to remember where I parked my horse.

Outro
Yeah… next round’s on me—
After I walk home.