Czech Humor: Zero Smiles, Could Be Worse

Описание: (Chorus)

Czech humor, Czech humor — we giggle at despair
Czech humor, Czech humor — the joke died but we don’t care
We roast the void with poker face, no punchlines to be said
Czech humor, Czech humor — we laugh inside our head

(Verse 1)

If the world’s on fire, we just say, “well, could be cold instead”
We treat a minor crisis like our daily slice of bread
When someone cries dramatically, we offer them a beer
And tell them “cry in silence, friend — emotions aren’t welcome here”

(Verse 2)

Our idea of romance? Two zombies on a tram
One says, “I tolerate you,” the other says, “hot damn”
We don’t do fireworks or love — just existential dread
And if someone proposes, we fake our own death instead

(Chorus)

Czech humor, Czech humor — dry as desert air
Czech humor, Czech humor — we laugh like we don’t care
With deadpan faces, irony, and jokes that sneak away
Czech humor, Czech humor — we smile in shades of grey

(Verse 3)

Tourists ask us, “why so calm while everything explodes?”
We shrug and say, “it’s Tuesday — that’s just our standard mode”
If crowned the kings of humor, we’ll act like we’re not sure
And celebrate the title with sarcasm and manure

(Verse 4)

We don’t fix broken systems — we print a sticker: “fine”
When someone builds a monument, we trip it by design
Our funerals have better jokes than Hollywood awards
If grandma starts roasting guests, the whole family applauds

(Chorus)

Czech humor, Czech humor — the building’s on the floor
Czech humor, Czech humor — we laugh and ask for more
The world can end tomorrow, we’ll still say “not so bad”
Czech humor, Czech humor — depressing but we’re glad