Have you heard Victoria's national anthem? | Sammy J (S3 Ep 38)

Описание: A message from the MCG two days before the Grand Final which will not take place here. #SammyJ
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Hello, fellow citizens of the People’s Republic of Hookturnistan, and also to our neighbouring country, Scott Morrison’s Australia. I am broadcasting from the lush green grass of the gloriously
empty MCG two days before a Grand Final which will not take place here and
WE ARE TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT. Hookie hookie hookie! Latte Latte Latte.
Here in Hookturnistan we are overcome with happiness since President Andrews, in his eternal benevolence, has allowed us to have haircuts again, and if we sit still for the whole time, we will get a lollipop - because we are big boys and big girls!
Did you hear we are now allowed to travel 25 kilometres from home and we can go to the horse race? No, no. Sorry change of plan we can't go to the horse race.