[ NIGHTCORE ] Hazbin Guarantee - Hazbin Hotel S2 (w/ Lyrics)

Описание: I don’t anything in this video! I only did the editing! All credits to their rightful owners ❤️

Color-code For Each Character:
Charlie: ❤️
Angel Dust: 🩷🤍
Alastor: 🖤❤️
Vaggie: 💜🤍
Husk: 🤎
Cherri Bomb: 🩷
Niffty: 🩷❤️
Baxter: 💙🖤
Sinners: 🖤
Vox: 💙
Velvette: 💜🩷
Valentino: 🩷🩷

Multiple Characters:
Charlie & Vaggie: ❤️💜🤍
Velvette & Valentino: 💜💗
Vox, Velvette & Valentino: 🩷💙
Vox & Valentino: 💙🩷
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[ LYRICS ]
Come on in, here's your key
Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see
The hotel, 'cause it's great!
If you parked your car, we'll validate
All our guests are family (Hey, perv, hands off the chest fluff!)

That's the Hazbin guarantee
And did I mention it's free? (It's worth the price)

Al, be nice (Full of drunks)
Full of c*nts (Full of sticky floors covered in junk)

Ha, don't mind them (No one does)
Or that hole

(Ugh, Cherri!)
(What?)

You've made a great choice to save your soul
'Cause redemption is possible
I really, really hope
'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a f*ckin' joke
And my friend died for no reason
And I'm never gonna cope
From watching him get f*cking murdered right in front of me last month

What?

There's a bar (What the sh*t?)
Have a beer (I don't drink)

I just know you're gonna love it here
We can live in harmony (No, I can't make a f*cking Mai Tai)
That's the Hazbin guarantee

Now repeat after me
I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in)
I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance)
Come on, everybody!
For my reckonin' (For my reckonin')
I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn—)
I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in)
I'm seekin' guidance (That place sucked a**)

Psst, hey, you (Who? Me?)
That's right, baby!

Redemption got you snoring?
That scene was f*cking boring
Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding?
Because I sense a drop of star potential
With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential

Come on down to V Tower
Where we have talent flower
No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power

Let's start with a killer fit
Let's get filler in those lips
Wax that gooch and pull that strip

A-snip, snip, snip
Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you
In this game, no one outdoes us
No one can outbuzz us

All you gotta do is trust us (La-la-la)
Just us (La-la-la)
Trust us

Take all these starring roles
We trademarked all your holes
There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed

‘Cept now they're sick of you
'Cause they've seen way too much
But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you

Scratch that, they changed the channel
And we can't sell the scandal
Hope you had fun, but we are done with you
Your run has cancelled
We're finished, I'm not kidding
Get the f*ck out of my building
GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY BUILDING!

Snip, snip, snip, b*tch
Ooh, but if you know someone
You tell 'em that no one outdoes us
No one can outbuzz us
All they gotta do is—

Come on in (Come on down to V Tower)
Here's your key
And see how great your afterlife could be (And see how great your afterlife could be)

We can live in harmony (Why be nice when you can be famous?)
That's the Hazbin (Sign and cash in)
Guarantee

Yeah, right, b*tch
Trust me, just me
Trust—
Us, no, I—
I meant to say us (Uh-huh) (Yeah, okay)