YTP - Boring Dinner

Описание: Link: Gee... It sure is boring around here.
Gwonam: It is, isn't it?
The King: Indeed. How can we help?
Link: How about a kiss?
Gwonam: No.
Link: How about a fuck?
The King: No. How about a dinner?
Link: Great!
Gwonam: No.
The King: What if we send Zelda to sale shit?
Gwonam: No.
Link: How about a fist?
The King: Yes!
Gwonam: Your majesty, no.
The King: Hmm. How about you scrub all the floors in Hyrule?
Gwonam: No.
Link: Yeah!
Gwonam: No.
The King: Gwonam...
Gwonam: Aye?
The King: Go to hell. My boy, let's have dinner.
Link: Yeah!
Gwonam: Your majesty, Ganon's minions have eaten your dinner.
The King: Make another one.
Gwonam: There is no time.
The King: Make us dinner, or else you will DIE!
Link: Wow... The king sounds like Ganon.
The King: What, my boy?
Link: Haha nothing.
The King: Link sounds like Zelda.
Zelda: Really?
The King: No.
Link: Hehe.
Zelda: ...
King&Link: Hohahehuha!
Zelda: Link, go and fuck my father.
Link: I just wonder why I saved you from Ganon...
Zelda: You did not.
The King: Hmm. Zelda, you're going to sale shit.
Zelda: But father...
The King: Enough! Zelda, go away.
Gwonam: Your majesty, there is no shit.
The King: Hmm... I don't care. Zelda, go away. Mah boi, let's have dinner.
Link: Kiss!
The King: Dinner.
Link: Kiss!
The King: Dinner.
Link: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
The King: Dinner.
Link: Kiss!
The King: Dinner.
Link: Kiss!
The King: Dinner.
Link: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
The King: Enough! Link, I'm not gay. I don't like you.
Link: The king is cruel.
Zelda: Indeed.
Gwonam: He is, isn't he?
Link: How about a riot?
Zelda: Fine.
Gwonam: Beautiful!
Link: Now, king...
The King: Oah! Wait! Link, I don't like you. I love you, my boy.
Link: Great! Kiss me, king!
The King: Hm... No.
Link: Huh?
The King: I want dinner. Let's have dinner.
Link: Kiiiing...
The King: Dinner!
Link: sigh
The King: Haha!