Toni The Lightning Wizard

Описание: ​‪@tonilafountain636‬ The Lightning Wizard Congrats Toni your now a Wizard =D



Lyrics:
Toni (spoken, dramatically):
“Ah… the dungeon.
Dark, damp, full of creatures who don’t appreciate true art!
Lucky for them… I brought the lightning show!” ⚡



Step aside, little goblin horde,
Your spears are dull, your leader’s bored!
You charge at me with sticks and stones —
I answer back with megavolts and groans!

(He laughs)

Zap one here, freeze one there,
Turn another’s hair to smoky air!
You’d think they’d learn — but no, not quite,
So I give ‘em round two just for spite! ⚡



Spark and crackle, hum and spin,
Let chaos crash — let thunder win!
Ozone perfume fills the air,
Guess who just fried a goblin’s hair! ⚡


⚡ I’m Toni, the storm they dread!
Bringer of static, chaos, and dread!
Fire mages cry, “That’s not fair!”
While I juggle lightning in the air!

I don’t need wands or dragon scales,
I craft destruction through sheer details!
From frost grenades to sparkly doom,
I redecorate every room! ⚡



Then I met a fire mage — tall, smug, loud,
Waving his flames like he owned the crowd.
He said, “My fire’s the strongest art!”
I said, “Cool story, let’s restart!”

(drum fill — Toni cackles)

Ice grenade click, lightning bolt boom!
Suddenly his fire’s out of room!
His fancy robes? Now crispy fries!
His ego melted before his eyes! ⚡

Jane just sighed, Wyn facepalmed hard,
“Toni, stop fighting in the courtyard!”
But I just grinned — oh, pure delight,
When thunder wins, it feels so right!



(music drops to hum and soft thunder)
“They say power corrupts…
But have you ever tried hurling a lightning ball at a goblin shaman
while laughing so hard you forget the incantation?”

(beat)

“Because I have. And it was glorious.”

(Lightning crash — solo guitar riff full of manic laughter)



⚡ I’m Toni, the shock supreme!
Arcane chaos, dungeon dream!
Ice grenades and lightning darts,
Melting egos, breaking hearts!

I roast no marshmallows, I roast pride,
No flame can match my electric stride!
Let them mock, let them scream,
I’ll still outshine their fire’s gleam! ⚡



(sound of sizzling goblins, echoing laughter)
Toni (mock heroic):
“And thus the dungeon was cleansed —
Not by fire… but by superior taste in spellcraft!”

(Jane shouts from offscreen)
“TONi, stop electrocuting the furniture again!”

Toni (laughing):
“It deserved it! It was… flammable!”


Toni (whispered):
“Lightning doesn’t just strike twice…
It styles while doing it.” ⚡

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Written by: Deadlongs
Vocals & Instrumentals: AI Suno (or Producer for Vocals and Instruments)
Disclaimer:Any resemblance to real-world music, themes, or likenesses is purely coincidental and not intended to infringe upon any existing intellectual property or copyrighted material.


Author’s Note:I’m a new artist mostly a novelist experimenting with songwriting for fun and to improve my self .If you enjoyed this piece, please give it a thumbs up or leave a comment! Your support means a lot.
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