Call Me, Beep Me – Kim’s Dark Theme | Corrupted Hero AU | Lyrics

Описание: 📟 “Call me, beep me… but I’m not answering anymore.”

In this villain AU, Kim Possible uncovers Global Justice’s ultimate betrayal — every mission, every villain, all part of a system built to control her. But now the girl who could do anything is rewriting the rules — and cutting the lines.

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– Character: Kim Possible
– Universe: Kim Possible
– Genres / Motifs: Industrial electronic, corrupted spy-pop, glitch rock, mission deconstruction

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💬 Did Kim end up with Ron in the end? I can't remember...

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LYRICS:

What's the sitch?
...Oh, that's right. I already know...
Global Justice File 7-2-9: "Asset Management Protocol."
Keep the villains in play.. Keep the heroes busy...
Keep... me... compliant.
Keep the villains in play.. Keep the heroes busy...
Keep... me... compliant.

Hundreds of missions. Thousands of saves.
And it was all just a show...
Well... time to change the channel.

Every beep, every call, every cry for help
Scripted like a teen drama scene
While Dr. Director watched and GJ helped
The bad guys escape nice and clean
(So not the drama? No, it WAS the drama)
Drakken's "incompetence" was planned
Sheego's escapes all
pre-approved and signed
They played me like a marching band
While real threats stayed hidden behind

Wade traced the calls, found the truth in the code
Every mission mapped before I arrived
Ron said "KP, this is sick and wrong!"

Now he helps me end their lies

So call me, beep me, if you want to reach me
So call me, beep me, if you want to reach me
But I'm done playing your game
Call me, beep me, thought you could teach me
To dance inside your frame
(No more puppet strings)
I know every base, every plan, every face
Time to use what I've learned
When there's no one left to chase
The world will finally turn


Middleton was just a testing ground
For keeping populations contained and quiet
Every cheerleading trophy that I found
Was meant to keep me on their diet
But I'm done with pyramids where I'm the base
Supporting someone else's power play
I'll flip this routine right in their face
(What's that? You need saving? Not today)


SIXTEEN YEARS OF PERFECT ATTENDANCE!
SIXTEEN YEARS OF STRAIGHT A'S!
SIXTEEN YEARS OF "ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE!"
FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S PRAISE!

"Call Kim! She'll fix it! She never says no!"
Well here's something new for your files to store:
This time KIM'S the one running the show!

And I won't be answering anymore

Ron's got my back like always
We tracked every "reformed" villain's hallways
Found the truth they tried to dismiss
Señor Senior Senior knew all along
Professor Dementor was on their payroll
Professor Dementor was on their payroll

Even Monkey Fist played along
Time to take control

Don't call me, beep me, you can't reach me
I've disconnected all your lines
Don't call me, beep me, your lies can't teach me
I see through your designs
Don't call me, beep me, your lies can't teach me
I see through your designs
(The drama ends tonight)
Every hero, every villain, every spy
Will learn what happens when
The girl who could do anything decides to try

Seventeen missed calls from Global Justice.
Twenty-three from "reformed" villains suddenly panicking.
Even Mom's asking if I'm "feeling okay."
Wade's already erased us from their systems.
Ron's handling the "distraction" I planned.
The Kimmunicator goes dark tonight.
From now on, I make the calls.
And nobody... nobody... puts Kim Possible on hold.

So what's the sitch?