🎵Too Many Cousins - Funny Irish Song, Every Girl’s Me Cousin, I Accidentally Dated My Cousin – Again

Описание: 🍀 TOO MANY COUSINS — THE IRISH DATING DILEMMA ANTHEM

What do you get when you mix a massive Irish family tree, a hopeful romantic, and a few accidental kisses from third cousins? You get “Too Many Cousins,” a hilariously tragic folk-style tune for every Irish lad who’s ever brought a girl home only to hear: “She’s your cousin, love!”

This side-splitting song captures the chaos of dating in a family the size of a small village. From weddings to wakes, pubs to parishes, our unlucky-in-love hero keeps bumping into bloodlines. It’s funny, it’s frustrating, and if you’ve ever had to check a genealogy app before a first date — this one’s for you.

🍻 LYRICS THAT’LL LEAVE YOU HOWLIN’

“Every girl I fancy is somehow related. Too many cousins — me love life’s deflated!”
“I flew to Australia to start fresh and new. Met an Irish girl in Sydney… turns out we’re kin too!”
“Me mates all think I’m crazy with me genealogy books. But I can’t risk another cousin with them pretty Irish looks!”

🎤 WHY THIS COUSIN-CRUSHIN’ BALLAD HITS HOME

Because nothing screams “romance killer” quite like realizing your soulmate shares your Granny O’Sullivan. It’s musical therapy for anyone trying to find love in a family reunion the size of a music festival.

👇 IF YOU’VE EVER

Matched with someone on Tinder only to realize you share an aunt
Heard “you look just like your cousin” a little too often
Given up dating in your hometown because of overlapping last names
Or attended a family funeral and met five people you accidentally flirted with
This song will speak to your cursed Irish soul

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⚠️ WARNING: This song may cause spontaneous ancestry research, sudden flashbacks to awkward weddings, and one very uncomfortable family reunion

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