They Fined Me For Unapproved Flower Colors, So I Planted an Entirely Black 'Goth Garden'

HOA Cut Down My Prize Oak Tree, So I Sued for Treble Damages and Now I Own the Clubhouse!

They Complained About a Pothole in My Driveway, So I Filled It With Epoxy and Goldfish!

Karen Reported My Parrot for Profanity, So I Taught It to Recite HOA Bylaws Instead!

HOA Karen Called Animal Control On My Horses, Officer Laughed When He Saw My Veterinary License

The Billionaire Was Shocked to See His Black Ex-Wife on His Farm—with Triplets Who Looked Like Him

HOA Karen Destroyed My Ranch Fence — So I Released 200 Bison Into Their Office

Karen Blocked My Driveway, So I Boxed Her Car In With Concrete Barriers and Went on Vacation!

HOA Banned Fences Over 4 Feet, So I Planted a Wall of 20 Foot Tall Bamboo Instead!

HOA Built a Runway Through My Farm — Too Bad I’m the Director of the Federal Aviation Administration

HOA Said No Fences Above 4 Feet, So I Grew a 20 Foot Bamboo Wall Instead

HOA Refused to Fix Potholes, So I Spray-Painted Them Until the News Crew Showed Up!

HOA Fined Me For Not Mowing, Unaware My Wildflower Meadow Is A Registered Conservation Area

HOA Karen Demanded My Private Beach Access, Then Learned I Own The Entire Coastline

They Demanded I Remove My Vegetable Garden, So I Reclassified It as a ‘Victory Garden’!

“I Built My Own Road to Escape HOA Fees – Here’s What Happened”

HOA Fined Me $40,000 For Building “Too Big of a Lake Cabin” — Too Bad I Own The Whole Neighborhood!

Karen Called Animal Control On My Horses, So I Closed The Riding Trail Her HOA Uses Daily

Karen Stole My DoorDash Order, So I Sent Her a Box of Glazed Donuts Filled with Toothpaste and Mayo!

They Blocked My Shed, So I Built a 2,000 Sq Ft Underground Fortress Instead!

HOA Banned Non-Native Plants, So I Replaced My Lawn With Endangered Moss Fined $50,000 if Disturbed!