The Captain's Car Series 3 Episode 64

Описание: we present arthelou john lamezhra and clive dunn in dad's armor, the captain's car featuring john lorre, arnold ridley and ian lavender with this week's guest bill. Pertwee larry, martin, betty marsden and gerard green here is the news, and this is jon snow reading it with hitler continuing his tyrannical attempts to bring the whole of europe under the heel of the nazi Jackpot.

The people of britain are becoming even more adamant that they will never succumb at the headquarters of warrington on sea. Home guard sergeant. Wilson is already in the office when captain mannering arrives good evening.

What's up good evening, sir anything of a post. Well, there's a there's. A member here from the camera master said, apparently the french general is definitely visiting.

Wilmington and ghq are planning to use a unit of the home guard to provide the god of honor. Well, I hope it's not us damn red tape anyway. I've never had much time for the french.

I thought they were regarded as very fine soldiers only up to a point: [ Music, ], all that wine and garlic very debilitating yeah. Well, of course, you know about these things and there's all that sloppy kissing. They get up to him, can't even put a medal on a chat without kissing him.

Yes, if you were picked as the guard commander, you'd probably get one medal, no a kiss, but there is a lady outside. Oh really, not mrs manning, when I say a lady, I don't mean a woman, Although of course she is a woman. Otherwise she couldn't be a lady which she is.

I mean she is a lady, because that is part of her name, lady morphy, lady vault-based. Oh, what does she want? Oh she didn't give me any confidence about that. Sir lords and ladies very rarely do you know, sir, when we was in the sudan, lord kitchen never gave any of us any confidence, no, no all right, Better tidy yourself up a bit wilson.

Do you call her up for a starter all right and as soon as you paid your respects, to a leadership you can withdraw, I expect she only wants to deal with officers as a matter of fact. Ah, this will be her come in her lady ship, the lady morphy, ah good morning, your leadership good morning. This is indeed an honor, i'm Captain mannering.

Ah, yes, i've heard about you. This is my sergeant who's, just leaving. Oh, I do hope, not hello, arthur hi, nice to see you and you angela.

Yes, I must say you're, looking absolutely marvelous. Thank you. Her later ship seems to have confidence in mr wilson.

I think they met previous sir. Yes, i'd Rather go that impression. Thank you.

Corporal that would be all yep one moment corporal. I I know your face, don't i? Oh yes, your lady ship i've been purveying meat to your establishment ever since 1933, when his late lordship fell out with sainsbury's. Of course it's, mr jones, oh by the way, there'll be one book extra this week.

My son is home on leaving before you leave It to me, your ladyship. I should be able to do your chops or a nice bit of [ __ ]. Thank you.

So much right, that'll be all jones. Thank you, yeah right, so very good, sir. Thank you, sir.

Well now ladybull [ Music ]. It really is good to see you again. It's absolutely wonderful.

The night is coming home. How is it we got married? You know yes, Leslie. Tell me, look I hate to break this up.

Of course you see nigel nigel is with the blues. My grandfather was in the blues. You know yeah wilson, i'm quite sure lady mulberry hasn't come here to discuss your family affairs.

Oh, you must forgive us, but it's been so long since we were able to have a a chin, wear yeah well, you've both made up for it now. Actually. Actually, I really came here to Talk about my car, your car.

Yes, you see, I can't get petrol for it and it just sits there in the garage. So I thought perhaps that someone could use it. You know to help the war effort.

What kind of a car is it? Oh just an ordinary sort of rules, [, Music, ] and the thing is you'll see who would make the best use of it, the home guard or the warden? Oh, the home Guard. Definitely, oh, i'm so glad you think so that mr hodges, you know you seem such an awfully common man besides, you see, I already know mr jones and of course arthur is such a darling. Of course.

Oh, i'm sure you're very nice too, when one gets to know you. I can assure you, ladies, if you allow us to use your car, we will take great care of it. My men are very Reluctant, i'm sure they are i'm very particular who I have in my platoon.

You know every man is hand-picked, hey come on we're all lined up out there waiting waiting and if you're gon na be much longer we're all going home. I just thought you'd like to know good heavens, who was that that was private fraser! Oh he's a rough diamond row, pure gold underneath just the man to Have beside you in a scrap. Yes, i'm sure what would we actually do with angela's rolls-royce, but I should use it as a staff.