Mandatory Orientation for The Dorkle

Описание: This is Mandatory Orientation, Welcome to The Dorkle, this 4K Trailer featuring our very official looking preliminary findings which mostly means: I’ve pressed record and decided to commit to the bit.

If you’re new here, genuinely welcome. You’ve arrived at a channel that runs on curiosity, questionable logic, and the belief that a vintage TV in the desert can be a personality trait. The Dorkle realignment is just a fancy way of saying: we’re leaning harder into the weird, the thoughtful, and the accidentally meaningful.

Expect:• absurd investigations with zero credentials• stories that almost make sense• moments that feel profound until you remember, nothing is real here.

This isn’t just a channel, it’s a club for anyone who enjoys laughing at the universe instead of pretending to understand it.

Glad you’re here early. Pull up an imaginary chair.
More findings soon.

Processing intake for 900 plus of the best, System Overload Imminent.
Welcome to The Dorkle. You have stumbled into the weirdest corner of the internet. Whether you were dragged here by Ghost Chickens, the Corporate Horror algorithm, or just bad luck—you are home now.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE? We are the home of unpolished, unapologetic, surreal comedy. We specialize in chaotic characters and the kind of fun that makes your brain hurt (in a compliant way).

FROM OUR STAFF: Patient Zero (Our First Subscriber): We are deeply sorry for what you started. You have our eternal gratitude and pity. The New Recruits: There is no escape. Your orientation begins now.


MANDATORY VIEWING:
🐔 Cryptid Poultry:    • Ghost Chickens in the Sky🐔💀 |  A Laundroma...  
🏢 Corporate Realignment:    • OMB Training Video | The Dorkle Official R...  

Click Subscribe to complete your mandatory onboarding forms.
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Room tone Sound Effect: freesound community from Pixabay
Pen click Sound Effect: freesound community from Pixabay
Healing Music: Rae from Pixabay
Celebration End Music: DELOSound from Pixabay

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