We Do IB - QASMT IB Despacito Parody 2019

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Ayyy...
IB!
QA
Oh no, no no
SMT ‘19

See, now when we started the IB we were not scared
We were all top students in our grade
But then everything changed in the last term of grade 10
When this really long journey began

We all aspired to get 7s in every class
But we know that dream could never really last
Now we’re all just hoping that we’ll barely pass
(Oh yeah)
All of our teachers telling us to study hard
Otherwise we’ll end up broken up and scarred
But we didn’t listen now look where we are

We do IB
Stayed up doing TOK and now I need an IV
The EE’s due tomorrow and I have anxiety
Fanning telling us to “finish CAS on time, please”

We do IB
Cop a couple 5s in chem and maths and biology
And don’t forget ‘bout business, econ or psychology
I think I’m gon’ escape and get myself some bubble tea (study, study, study, study, study!)

MOCKS were ‘round the corner, on the border
We were learning content
Faster than the school’s own internet
Leong sending us emails right and left
(“clear water bottle and container baby”)

SWOTVAC came along, then finals
Man we’re so dead
And now we’re sitting here and wondering
“Is it too late to do OP?”

See now why would we even sleep though
Or eat a healthy meal? No!
When we can do our IAs well into the night and morn
Oh!
And don’t forget to upload all of them onto the IBIS
Working to meet deadlines up until the sun rises
Striving to be principled and caring and inquirers
The IB learner profile gets us through the long all nighters
PLPs and CAS reflections all real nail-biters
Be sure to finish well before the cut-off expires

We do IB
Stayed up doing TOK and now I need an IV
The EE’s due tomorrow and I have anxiety
Fanning telling us to “finish CAS on time, please”

We do IB
Cop a couple 5s in chem and maths and biology
And don’t forget ‘bout physics, econ or psychology
I think I’m gon’ escape and get myself some bubble tea

We did IB
Although it was a pain, it was still exciting
Made a lot of friends and now we have a family
Singing Despacito out here on assembly

We did IB
Now it’s time to go home and sleep for an eternity
Results come out 3rd January and I’m not ready
And now it’s time to say goodbye at valedictory

We did IB