Vicki Barbolak at the Brea Improv Funniest Housewives Fundraiser

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ABOUT VICKI BARBOLAK
Vicki Barbolak is one of America’s funniest comedians. She was a fan favorite and top 10 finalist on Season 13 of America's Got Talent in 2018 on NBC. Howie Mandel told Vicki and America, “I think you just came up with your own sitcom, you’re wonderful I love you.” And Simon said, “I think you’re the best comedian we’ve had on this show.” Vicki was also featured on the 2019 AGT Champions show.

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Transcript
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Applause]
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give it up for all the gals so funny
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look at this guy's face he's like
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you can see this face look at me like
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you never saw a trophy wife in orange
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county really
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really that's weird
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i can't even afford real spanx anymore
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i buy these at walmart
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i call them skanks and so they're not
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doing what i can
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i love doing the show tonight with all
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the girls isn't it fun being with women
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and i love the men that came out you
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know especially that poor bastard who
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wants to kill himself right now but
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it's fun to be in the company of women
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and in the company of men in the right
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situation but um
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but
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so i was doing a show a couple weeks ago
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with my comedy girlfriend's in paso
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robles beautiful wine country right yeah
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oh so beautiful right yeah so right the
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little blonde whore knows exactly what
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i'm talking about exactly i want to go
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to paso honey yeah so
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so we're up at the robles winery beautiful
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and we do a show
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and the next morning i'm so jealous and
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um so the next morning we're still
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drinking some champagne and stuff and
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this driver is taking us home and we're
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driving through san luis obispo and i
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like look up and i see california men's
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colony
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yeah yes and i'm thinking man that is
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the biggest gay man's resort i have ever
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seen in my life it goes on forever
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and then i sober enough to realize it's
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a prison
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it's a prison with a really stupid fufu
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name the california men's colony right i
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don't want to break into that [ __ ]
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i said to my girlfriends you guys want
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to go in for a conji and uh
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you know we weren't in a hurry or
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anything
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so we go inside i mean i said in the
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garden we'd like to have a conjugal
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visit
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and he goes well who do you know
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and we're like nobody
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[Music]
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and he goes well that's going to be a
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problem
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and i think that's [ __ ] okay and i
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think i'm not political or anything
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that's the one reason we need a woman
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president okay
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i don't care which party she comes from
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i think the first executive order a
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woman president would do
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is she just make it legal
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right so we just drive up to prison
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[Applause]
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have a conjugal visit and be on our way
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okay
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there could be some kind of catalogue mugshots
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[Music]
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all you young people you love the
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dating apps you love the dating app so
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much today right so there could be just
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like a penitentiary app
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right like pinder you know
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[Applause]
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and i just want to say that i love our
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country so much
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and uh we love our country so much
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don't we
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yeah
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and uh
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i was thinking about our country and how
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divided we are okay
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and i had this idea i had this idea
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because i
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i'm very you know worried and i had this
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idea let's say that um say like sir you
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are like a republican okay
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and then you would reach out and make
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love to a democrat okay
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and then say sir you're a democrat there
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and she wouldn't mind because she's a
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patriot okay and then
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gotta get that
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and then so you say you're a republic a
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democrat and then you'd reach out and
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make love to you republican and then
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again she wouldn't mind because she's a
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patriot too okay
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and i truly believe that if we all did
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that
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if we all reached out
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and made sweet love to someone in the
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other party
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[Music]
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if we do that
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we can screw this country back together
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again
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god bless america you've been great