3 80s Songs That Don't Exist | Chill Retro Music 2025

Описание: 0:00 Title: Skyline Hearts
Artist: Lovergirl
Year: 1983
Notes: Carrie "Lovergirl" Hartly's breakout hit, spending eight inexplicable months at number one on the Billboard Top 100. Following the success of "Skyline Hearts," Lovergirl would go on to produce many more hugely successful love songs about seemingly anything that came to mind. Love songs about head colds, floor lamps, mildew, even love songs about other love songs. Famed music critic Lars Grooble panned her follow-up album "Lovin' the Love," calling it "derivative, repetitive, and one-note." She responded by writing a love song about it.

3:23 Title: Beautiful Pain
Artist: Sack of Weevils
Year: 1985
Notes: One hit wonder by British New Wave group Sack of Weevils. Unfortunately, the success of "Beautiful Pain" wasn't enough to overcome their exceptionally unpleasant band name, dooming them to obscurity. Music historians generally agree that their failure can also be blamed on their ability to make pretty much anything depressing.

6:49 Title: Weltuntergangsmärchen
Artist: GINA
Year: 1984
Notes: German pop star GINA's worldwide mega-hit. This ironically upbeat ode to the end of days wowed audiences the world over, largely because they didn't know what it was about. When asked about her inspiration, GINA responded only with a thousand-yard-stare and a single sentence: "We all break." Surprisingly given her success, GINA was invited to appear on very few talk shows.


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